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Old 3rd May 2021, 13:58
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The Kansas City Spinners go three better than their namesakes from Detroit...
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No one could figure out why stores kept running out of Spinners for the Dakotas.
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TWA flight 666 lands in Area 51.
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The first candidates transfer to the "Professional Airscrew Spine"
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The Little-Snoring -on -sea deep sea diving synchronised swimming team get in some on land practice
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The Douglas Factory Choir attempts to be Pitch Perfect.
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Having heard of a submerged aircraft just off their town the snorkeling club go to visit. However due to a error in tide calculations managed to just walk out to her.
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Number Four is glad that the paint shop did not add an extra "T".
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H G Wells first draft of the front cover of his latest novel causes panic.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 14:09
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Anyone see a B-52 round here?
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Once they threw open the Masters golf to rank amateur's the caddies are given additional protection.
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The Miss Deep South USA beauty contest goes ahead. And the winner is the V8
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During a break in filming at Dunsfold, the Stig brings out 7 additional decoys while he/ they go for lunch.
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Metalheads on their way to Motörhead concert.

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No..no.... that’s not how you wear a chastity belt.
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These go anywhere hairdryers will never catch on.
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The Americans failed to understand the concept of a "Bring a Boss night".
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A TWA mechanic was the first to spot the potential for a man carrying drone way back in 1935 - he just needed somebody to invent the rotor blade.
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“Hey chaps, anyone know why it says TWA on this side but TS on the other?”
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