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Old 3rd May 2021, 16:44
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No we put them under the F-14 wings and call them Phoenix.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 16:47
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Old 3rd May 2021, 16:58
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See, health and safety went mad 😡 much earlier than we thought ​​​​​!
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Old 3rd May 2021, 17:12
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The G8 Defence ministers meet at last post Covid, however some restrictions still exist
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Old 3rd May 2021, 17:42
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Don't want to post anything off-topic...
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I think this new Dalek helmet technology is great. Davros do you fancy having a go at putting it on an armoured, autonomous chassis and see how that works out.


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I know we're in the navy, but do aircrew really need to wear a helmet for diving?
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Old 3rd May 2021, 20:15
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We're the Airforce, we don't parade in Bearskin hats.
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The Miss Piston Heads beauty contest
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Old 3rd May 2021, 20:45
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These all over condoms still need a little work
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Old 3rd May 2021, 20:48
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After landing in 2021 The passengers disembarked having gone through a timewarp wormhole with little residual effects.

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Old 3rd May 2021, 21:25
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Early Daleks could climb stairs.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 22:30
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Hoskins, last in line of course, heard the command "Forward march!" but thought it was "Fourth of March", which made him wonder, as it was the fourth of May, so he stood still.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 22:45
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The TWA800 Conspiracy Theorists Meeting commences with the walk past.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 22:46
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I wish I hadn't volunteered to fly the NB36-H now....
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Old 3rd May 2021, 22:47
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Hey guys, we could use bacofoil instead, that’ll stop those alien mind probes
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And I thought the AR5 was bad.
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Old 3rd May 2021, 22:49
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You heard the one about a woman who's a two bagger? She's so ugly, you both wear a bag over your head in case hers falls off. Here is living proof that TWA's first flight attendants were so ugly that....

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Old 4th May 2021, 05:37
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Damm beaten to the May the Forth quip by those rotten Aussies, said the Darth Vader Appreciation Society.
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Old 4th May 2021, 05:40
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Men In White protect the Earth from Alien Invaders.
However infiltrators are suspected.
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