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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st May 2021, 20:52
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I should have listened when my mother said you'd never be able to afford cattle class.
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Old 1st May 2021, 20:53
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Who do I have to butt heads with to get a seat upgrade?
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Old 1st May 2021, 20:54
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Boeing's new ram jet.
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Old 1st May 2021, 20:55
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Barry, before we go, remind me to clean those steps they look a bit slippy. Hope POTUS doesn't mind us borrowing his steps.
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Old 1st May 2021, 22:27
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Hannibal Lecter waited patiently in the cockpit. Those cowboys' livers were going to go well with fava beans.

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Old 1st May 2021, 23:25
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Ethel, there go the BA Air hostesses up the steps... mutton dressed as lamb....
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Old 1st May 2021, 23:27
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I haven't heard this much bleating since my last trip to Oz on Britannia Airways!
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Old 1st May 2021, 23:29
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Sheep singing: "We're all going to the European Super League..."
Cowboy thinking: "Supper you idiots."
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Old 2nd May 2021, 05:00
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Pink shirt one: "I think these sheep like the Beach Boys!"
Pink 2: "Why's that?"
Pink 1: "Coz they are singing "Baa baa baaaaa..baa Baarbara Ann!"
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Old 2nd May 2021, 07:44
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Like to see Fabreeze mask these odours......said Dolly
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Old 2nd May 2021, 07:46
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In the old days we used choppers to round them up
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Old 2nd May 2021, 07:47
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Obviously photoshopped, I mean why on earth would sheep need windows,.... with their short legs...
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Old 2nd May 2021, 07:56
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Dolly: I'm so glad they have eased foot and mouth vaccines now, so we can go on holiday.

Flossy: Yes and we'll be in Cairo just in time for the Eide feasts - and I'm so looking forward to seeing the Pyramids.

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Old 2nd May 2021, 09:24
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Ryanair are pleased to celebrate the first post Covid flight of English Fans.
Buy why a aircraft that normally transports livestock?
Well you would not want us to sully use one of our brand new B737 max ...
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Old 2nd May 2021, 11:35
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Shagpile high club.
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Old 2nd May 2021, 11:35
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Wong to Hong...Yes I know 40000 sheep from China to the UK is not usual but business is business

3 days later the feedback came in
Dear Sir thank you for the 40000 sheep, however lost in translation perhaps was the word ' inflatable ' you know Stag Parties...for the use off

However i will hold onto Dolly, after my last romantic experiences this can only be a benefit
yours
Andrew York
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Old 2nd May 2021, 12:25
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I told you we should have had allocated seating. Now they all want a window seat.
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Old 2nd May 2021, 13:18
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This wouldnt have happened when BAA ran the airports.
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Old 2nd May 2021, 13:28
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Originally Posted by j4leaphill View Post
This wouldnt have happened when BAA ran the airports.
You know, I think you are absolutely right...
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Old 2nd May 2021, 13:31
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God I hate it when Mr Creosote flies with us - he always wants his dinner made with the freshest meat possible...
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