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Old 29th Apr 2021, 13:28
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No, I'm waiting for a Hen Harrier to land
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 13:30
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No no to get relief you drop the ball down by your leg. They changed the rules last year
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 13:34
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No I did not have any reaction to the Covid Jab, in my arm, why do you ask?
If you had I was gonna ask the Nurse to inject it somewhere else, nudge nudge wink wink.
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 15:20
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Ok it's that time to make one of you happy, but not the rest......

The scores are on the doors just in time for the Bank Holiday and my second Pfizer Covid Jab on Saturday Woohoooo...

And the winner of the CST trophy is...

Wensleydale

Your target is on that hill. You don't have the fuel for one further away.

Runners up are

Kiltrash with

Pilot was the last to realise a seagull had shat on his helmet.

Frostchamber with

"You see that tree over there?"
"I do see it, yes"
"That's your radius of action, that is"

And MarcK with

If I were you, I wouldn't start from here.


Ohh and yes, Kiltrash, sounds like to much of an expert

"The Sex Shop on the A1 just outside Wittering?"

The trophy is on its way...Thank you all, some very good entries.
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 16:06
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Ohh and yes, Kiltrash, sounds like to much of an expert

"The Sex Shop on the A1 just outside Wittering?"

Somehow I thought Nutty would know where I was thinking about
only ever passed them you understand ahem ahem 😚
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 16:35
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Gosh - thankyou. I don't think that we have had this one before...


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Old 29th Apr 2021, 16:42
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Flossy: "I hate these budget airlines, they really know how to fleece one..."

Dolly: "Oooh, you are so right and if they are anything like Ryanair, by the time we get there, they'll have had the shirts of our backs..."
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 16:43
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Sheep off on their summer holidays to Baahrain
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 17:21
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Bleating the retreat.
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 17:23
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Dylan the welsh sheep herder watches his flock loading and thinks, I’ve had ewe and ewe and ewe..
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 17:50
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Dolly: "I hope we don't meet any of those nasty German Flockers while we're up there"

Flossy: "Yeah, they'd turn us into a Dornier kebab, no trouble"

Dolly: "I know, could be some messy schitz..."
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 18:09
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4,345,678
4,345,679
4,345,680
4,345,681
4,345,682...

Geez Bruce how many can this take??

Dang lost count, Start again
1
2
3
4

At the back

4,122,321
4,122,322
4,122,323
4,122,324

Gez Paddy how many are we off loading??

BeJuesus, lost count start again
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2
3
4



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Old 29th Apr 2021, 18:10
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BA Executives decide not to fly 'Cattle Class ' passengers anymore.
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 18:13
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In New York Jet Blue announce the departure of their first A321 LR service to London
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 18:16
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Loadmaster looks forward to presenting the Flight Crew with a Load Sheet, trouble is he has already fallen asleep 6 times counting them on.
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 18:20
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At Anna Creek Homestead they plan the annual move to fresh pastures.
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 18:21
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Well this was something the spotters at East midland Freight Terminal did not expect to see.
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Old 29th Apr 2021, 18:21
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The Shetland mail order brides on their way to new homes in Wales .

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Old 29th Apr 2021, 20:13
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I think we've been conned, this doesn't look like an Ark to me
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Oohh, I hope they're giving out Barley Sugar's on the flight.
Nah, it looks like Humbugs.
Baah.
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