Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

At the back Nutloose joins the Covid-19 jab qeweue

[Kiltrash]

Pink 2...I could murder a Kebab

[Kiltrash]

In Nevada the stored aircraft are re purposed as a methane production facility

[Kiltrash]

On Boris Force One, The Prime Minister welcomes his extended family after May 17 to a post Covid meet and greet

[Kiltrash]

Ewe paid £800 a roll for some flock wallpaper?

[treadigraph]

Heath-Robinson's idea to convert an old 747 to a shepherd's pie and Scotch broth factory was working surprisingly well...

[Dan Gerous]

Poor timing by Maverick as he buzzes the tower, just as the shepherds were loading their flock.

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[Dan Gerous]

Time to buzz the tower Goose.
For flock sake Mav, NO!

[Chu Chu]

After meeting Greta, Hoskins decides to recreate Noah's Ark. (He may have taken "the meek shall inherit the Earth" a little too literally.)

[Chu Chu]

With locked-down residents desperate for a whiff of the countryside, Sheep Air starts production in a grounded jumbo.

[Apologies to Kiltrash and Treadigraph.]

[Chu Chu]

Sheep Air. We may be the national carrier of a semi-autonomous region, but we promise you won't get fleeced.

[Kiltrash]

Call the Cops, i've been fleeced
Can you wait a bit, they are in Dunking Donuts, will be over once the Skinny, white, cappuccino Latte with heart motif is ready
But a crimes being committed here
Have you seen the price the Coffee Shop charges? ...that's a real crime.

[Kiltrash]

Ryanair mass Customer Service Department Training, give them a headset and repeat after me
" Your call is important to us, please hold..."
That's all ewe need to know

[Kiltrash]

Alarm...Flockers at 12 o'clock high.

[Kiltrash]

Due to an unseasonable cold spell we need to go to Primaaaark and buy up all their Sheep skin coats.
What a waste of time mused the Shearers.

[Kiltrash]

Brian Hanrahan voice

I counted them all out and counted them back ....and fell asleep 4 times

Ps did not twig the significance of 1st May when posted above. But thanks Mogwi

[NutLoose]

Early biofuel trials were going well, however burning so many sheep was throwing up problems not previously forseen.



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[Kiltrash]

Later when discovering the Ewe's were pregnant it was realised that Hoskins had used Fawn coloured dye.

[Kiltrash]

Beats flying Rubber Dog Sh1t out of Hong Kong

[Kiltrash]

Why could ops not find us a nice return cargo like, I dunno, the Kardashians. Still saves reprofiling the cabin