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Old 13th Feb 2023, 06:51
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So, We go by air to Dorset for security reasons ??
Not quite the Trains are on strike...again.
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So what did you think when you met the King?
He's a bit small...just like us 😊
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Old 13th Feb 2023, 07:51
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...and to make you feel at home Mr President we have arranged a little visit to Toxteith...
No I want to go somewhere really like home.i believe Croydon is on our flight path...
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Sorry for being out of range for the last few days after winning the last round. Let’s continue with this image and I will score it on Friday?


my submission

‘and then we offered Northern Ireland as a swap’
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Old 13th Feb 2023, 07:59
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
...and to make you feel at home Mr President we have arranged a little visit to Toxteith...
No I want to go somewhere really like home.i believe Croydon is on our flight path...
But didn't you arrive at Luton?
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You're right Rishi, this is way better than standing against the washing machine, especially now the Ruskis have pinched all ours.



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Old 13th Feb 2023, 11:32
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RS: Apparently the Downing Street Spokesman was asked if I believe in aliens!

VZ: What did he reply?

RS: Of course! Haven't you seen Jeremy Corbyn?
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And so after that we deported Busters ancestors to our penal colony in Austrailia
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Suella is back in Whitehall having kittens, seemingly neither of us have valid Visas .
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If you think this is bad, Ryanair offered to fly us for free .
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The RAF later used this picture as part of their case for Chinook Refurbishment.
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...and on the way back we will drop in on my local restaurant and I'll treat you to a great British takeaway...Chicken Vindaloo or Chicken Kiev....you choose
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Another Men only joke for the boys that the LGBTQ+ brigade would not allow ...or even Loose Women...
Fortunately the noise in the cabin drowned out to the aides what they actually said...
However the lip readers made a fortune selling it to the Sunday papers.
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It was at this moment they discovered
They were distant cousins
or
They were closet Arsenal fans
Or
Neither of them carry cash to tip the coach driver
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“Hey, I’m glad we’re not fling in Economy Class!”
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... and Johnson, that hair, WTF.
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So when the Americans let you have 100 F-16's please can we have some in exchange for our 14 Challenger tanks we gave you....
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This soundproofing is thinner than the Kings sock.
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...and then my wife said,"Tell him not to worry, Infosys provide Vlad's IT support."
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I thought about driving there but I know this winds up the Daily Express, so I arranged the flight.
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