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Old 28th Apr 2023, 02:13
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These guys are like a gunfighter entering a bar: Chink...chink....chink.

It's the sound they make. What were you thinking?
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Old 28th Apr 2023, 02:26
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I know...I know. Whenever we go out for dinner, the wait staff always want to get a selfie with us. Just grin and bear it girls, otherwise who know what they will do to your food.
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Old 28th Apr 2023, 07:02
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Remember no food stains as Moss Bros have a stringent cleaning policy.
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Old 28th Apr 2023, 07:03
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At least the Generals are allowed to attend their own wake.
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Old 28th Apr 2023, 07:06
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Pvt Baldrick's is pleased to be announced as the Great Leaders personal chef...upon the recommendation by Capt Blackadder..
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Old 28th Apr 2023, 10:45
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In Harrods questions were later asked regarding the true loyalty of the Christmas Window Dresser when the display was revealed to excited Royalty visitors..
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Old 28th Apr 2023, 11:01
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The conspiracy to poison Kim with heavy metals floundered on a misunderstanding.
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Old 28th Apr 2023, 11:05
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As much as the photographer tried, he couldn't stop them blinking every time the flash went off.
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Old 28th Apr 2023, 18:13
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NAC ... you all do belly well .. I judge tomorrow. Sorry I late!
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Old 28th Apr 2023, 19:10
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Covid?? We never had that stinking Western disease ...
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Old 28th Apr 2023, 19:13
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Seven blind men, see how they run...
err that can't Great Leader...their blind..
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Old 28th Apr 2023, 19:18
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Great Leader, can we have the phone number of your hairdresser??...and a very nice haircut is is too....Emperor
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 04:28
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I love this table, once eaten, rotate it three places and start again.


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Old 29th Apr 2023, 06:50
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Female on left thinks...
Not again. Another broody banquet just to satisfy the despots feelings of grandeur and power, when all I want is a tub of popcorn in my PJ's watching Emmerdale*
* Other mind numbing pointless brainwashing TV programmes are unfortunately available..
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 06:53
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As the speeches progress amazingly the flowers all turned their heads towards the speaker. Kim was assured that no listening devices were detected by the Security Services..
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 06:56
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Ah Agent MPN. ..welcome back from your covert operation ..come..sit with us and join the other 10 operatives
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 08:00
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General second from left has the secret smirk of the man who has hidden the notebooks of the other generals.
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 09:56
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Results Time!
Greetings, Honorable Contestants.

Joint Runners up are ...

Confusious … Kim's entry for the best decorated table at the local garden fete.
Wensleydale … In a new venture, The Pyongyang Sun starts its "Spot the Bullet" competition. Readers have to put a cross where they think the sniper's bullet will land...the closest will win a day's supply of cat food.

The Winner of the CST Trophy and a tin medal is ...

Big Pistons Forever … Daddy, why did my last Birthday party have all different Generals ?

Over to you, Sir.
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 17:05
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Here you go boys I expect you to "crush" this CAPCOM
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Old 29th Apr 2023, 18:04
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It’s all right boys it will polish out.
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