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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Jan 2023, 09:50
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You were right Sergeant Major, feeding the men spinach does wonders for their physical capabilities!
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 10:01
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No matter what the carbon huggers say, it is possible to store sufficient hydrogen in a tank. Now we just need to find space for all the stuff we took out.
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 10:25
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"Right then, let's make tracks"

"That's no funny Hoskins"
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 10:29
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"Just wondering sir, was this really designed for a basket case?"
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 11:19
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Alternative ending to Fury...they all escaped.
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In a strange twist, the orders to come up with an alternative to Led Zepplin went to the Regimental Engineers instead of the Regimental Band...
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 14:58
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Well done Cpl Blaine.....and there we were thinking you would not come through on your promise to build a Stealth Transporter ...
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 17:10
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‘urry up Bert, sweep that crap underneath it before the Sgt Major comes back..
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 17:13
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"You did a nice job on painting those wheels, Fred. Fit for the Victory Parade, eh?"
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 17:14
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"They're for when the balloon goes up".
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 17:30
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Hearing the rumble of enemy armor somewhere out in front, four infantrymen share one thought (balloon).
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 19:24
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Really need to put this one to bed, every time I look I pick a different winner

Initially Treaders had it hands down with,

They haven't fallen for it... I just heard them playing 10cc's Rubber Bullets over their tannoy.

Hydros innuendo brought a chuckle

When his inflatable tank went down on him, Corporal DePrave had an idea for making more 'personal' items after the war.

Right up until the last minute, Killy was up there with

This should scare the sh1t out the Heinkels and Dorniers over London tonight.

However, I keep coming back to, and well done.

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Given the size of the CST award and postage limitations, we are extremely fortunate to have secured the services of the much maligned courier, Delaneys Donkey, whom as Google will testify is a slow starter, but once up and running eerrrrrr 🤔

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Old 10th Jan 2023, 19:30
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After this American Rubber, Next comes the Dutch Jeep “Jarretel”.
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 19:54
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Thanks Stockport.
Here's a fresh photo, do your worst all.

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Old 10th Jan 2023, 20:14
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Apparently they’ve run out of tanks, this was all they had left….
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 20:39
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I know I said that Russian aircraft were agricultural but......this is ridiculous!
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 21:27
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Vehicle thefts in Croydon enter a new low...
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 21:33
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Unless you pull over tractor, I'll never make V1!
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 22:19
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Don't worry Tractor, I've got my condom on....
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Old 10th Jan 2023, 22:28
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There's something Fishbed going on...
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