Caption Competition Mk III

[Dan Gerous]

It's a bomb bay, not a cargo hold.

[fitliker]

Beige , I think I will paint it Beige .

Apologies to those unfamiliar with the classic engineering term .

[Self loading bear]

We call it Ice cream.
A light brown base with a white turd of cream.

[Kiltrash]

All went well at Duxford when the Nimrod was to be placed in their £15m hangar medivac...till they realised the actual hight of the fun....just leave it outside in the British weather was the solution..

[Kiltrash]

Fed up with the ineffective weather vane at Fairoaks Doug Arnold descided he needed a larger weather cock ...just how to get it up the pole was left to his minions .

[Kiltrash]

..and on a similar vane ( vein ) after the North London Derby that I'm on the way home from...
The Spurs Cockeral on the top of the stand was feeling a bit ineffectual....
Happy Gooner 😊

[622]

"Yes Sir ...we have created the big fin as you requested"

slight pause...

"Oh...you said big wing!"

[Chu Chu]

Originally Posted by 622

"Yes Sir ...we have created the big fin as you requested"

slight pause...

"Oh...you said big wing!"

Or "When I said 'get the big Finn,' I meant the hockey forward.

[cynicalint]

Time to call......

Plenty which tickled my fin, but the best was:-

Wensleydale ,
Another attempt to make the Nimrod into an uglier aircraft comes to fruition.

Well done Wenslydale.
Heath Robinson has modified the CST and the scrap will be sent via MOD Courier.

[Wensleydale]

Thank you Cynicalint. Let's follow up the New Year with this perhaps?

[622]

With a lack of wooden horses avaialble, the 5th Cavalvy infiltrated the Indian camp one at a time with gifts of beer!

[Ascend Charlie]

Paynight in the Officers' Tepee was always memorable

[Dan Gerous]

We're gonna need a shit load of Spitfires to deliver this lot.

[treadigraph]

Testing the bouncing bomb was taking longer than Barnes Wallis had anticipated...

[sealo0]

That’s what I like to see, barrels queing for the drinkers.

[Chu Chu]

Is everything ready for the big push, Hoskins?

We have plenty of shells, Sir, but there was a slight hiccup with the replacement tubes.

Oh?

Did you ever notice that millimeter and litre sound much the same?

[NutLoose]

You do realise this is a close to Nivarna as you can get in the Royal Navy

[NutLoose]

Bombs bouncing wooden, Mosquito, for the use off.. Surely the specification should have read..... Bombs bouncing, wooden Mosquito, for the use off?

[NutLoose]

And another thing, you're going to need to dig those missile silos deeper, the bloody things are sticking out of the holes.

[NutLoose]

What do you mean you left the barrel tapping kit on your desk back in blighty..