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Old 12th Jan 2023, 05:40
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We were in awe of the Russian TFR, until we saw how it worked.
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 06:21
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The farmer used it for mud moving...
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 07:23
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Letter to the Kyiv Times...
Sir I wish to complain that 39 years ago I bought a lovely house on a old abandoned military airfield....I woke up last week and found this outside..what is President Zelenskky going to do about it...
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Sir don't you know there's a War on..
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 07:40
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"Taxi"!!
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 07:54
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The late John Gladden goes into bat against Croydon Council one last time...
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 08:09
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Wrong sort of Tow Line!
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 09:05
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Are you sure this is what a ground run means?
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 10:05
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Ladies and Comrades.....I give you the 2023 red square display of military might....
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 10:29
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After his neighbor turbocharged his tractor, Sergei had to find a way to bolt on a few more horsepower.
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 10:32
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Now I just need the daisy cutter to go underneath.
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 10:45
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With a bumper crop and rain in the forecast, Andrei needed a grim reaper. Unfortunately, he seems to have confused his squadrons.
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 12:01
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In deepest Nevada, Farmer Hank gets tough with the Rustlers ... Found it over there, just behind the sign Area 51....
or
Just behind the billboard on I58 the State Troopers get ready to apprehend the state line runners with illicit hooch .
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 12:03
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Looking at the tractor the parking enforcement team descide
It's better to turn a blind eye..
or
Go and get bigger clamps...
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 12:05
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The Big Bad Wolf needs help in blowing down the 3 little pigs house.....and they come out ready cooked...
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 13:01
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Brian had set a trend....
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 13:30
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What’s that thing you fit to the gun on a tractor-powered aircraft?
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 19:43
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Despite attempts to diversify Messer's Massey and Ferguson could not quite get the design right for their new product.
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 19:45
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James and Jeremy agree to help each other in the latest episode of Grand Tour.
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Old 12th Jan 2023, 19:49
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At Woodbridge the Cold War Jets team descide that a little bit of mud on the field is no reason to cancell their event...
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Old 13th Jan 2023, 08:02
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On the RT..
" Stop that idle Ukrainian Chit Chat....your in England now. "
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