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Old 1st Aug 2021, 20:28
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Having returned to the White Hart, or whatever it was called so Mrs K Could use the toilet, rather than the Chemical loo in the Motorhome, while I have a nightcap, Bert was heard to say

I have just been pinged by NHS Test and Trace 1953 times, however i don't need to self isolate as

Boris / Cummings tried that excuse
Or
That's my birth year
Or
I'm in a vital profession, foreign Strawberry picker

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Kier Starmer releases plans for the Labour Party's alternative to HS2.
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The Green Party's vision for a carless society.
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Transport for London agrees that some public transport will be made mask free.
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Extinction Rebellion activists afraid to climb on trains at Stratford, Canning Town, try a different approach where the locals join them instead of ejecting them.
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Old 1st Aug 2021, 21:18
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Ravi's experiments to prove the efficacy of conveyor belts for launching passenger aircraft had overlooked one vital component...
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The only drawback to this method of commuting was the slipstream playing havoc with pages of The Times as one attempted to complete the cryptic crossword...
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Calais to Kent dingy service replaced by emergency rail links.
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Old 2nd Aug 2021, 01:17
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CROWS (IN THE TREES UP AHEAD):
"Cawww, here comes the sushi train!"
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"yes, i'm sorry it's so loud but, i'm calling about your electricity bill and how i can save you money..."
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The Ewoks were surprised when a giant Speeder loaded with dark-skinned aliens appeared, zooming through the bush on the green planet of Endor.
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Does this go to Mornington Crescent?
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Fare dodgers on the 7.52 to Waterloo had to find somewhere else to hide now the ticket collector knew to check the toilets!
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Shhhh...this is the quiet carriage, we are trying to sleep!
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Jumping onto the Governments free UBER ride as a incentive to get a Covid Jab, ride share was in the small print.
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British Rail trial combined freight/ passenger wagons, well it worked with the B747 CombI
However the Cattle are located on the roof
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" There were 2765 on the Roof "
" and the little one said "
" Roll Over "..
" Roll Over "
" So they all rolled Over "
" and one fell out "
" Bump "
" There were 2764 on the Roof "..

" ere Bert, this is gonna take some time ...innit.."
" You got something else to do? "...

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Warp speed Mr Singh!
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And when we hit 88 we'll be going back to the days of the Raj.
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Old 2nd Aug 2021, 10:40
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Down around the corner, half a mile from here
See them long trains turn, watch the surfers disappear
Without seats
Where would you be right now?
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