Caption Competition Mk III
No no Mr President, like Bagpipes you blow in this end and run your fingers up and down the levers and buttons. Till you hit the right note...just let me get my ear defenders, health and safety you know for any loud noise above 90db....Oh and my Kevlar vest
The instructions are in Chinese.
We'll, you're the first goon in here this week that has needed instructions Vlad, stand in front of the target over there and I'll demonstrate its simplistic effectiveness.
We'll, you're the first goon in here this week that has needed instructions Vlad, stand in front of the target over there and I'll demonstrate its simplistic effectiveness.
Ahh, I see you have two gold stars. I too was given them in school for being brightness student of the year you know.
I guess that everyone has their little moment Sir.
I guess that everyone has their little moment Sir.
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Ok last orders gentlepeople, scoring tomorrow hopefully.
On the blackboard behind us you will see a very high tech toilet seat design. Your mission is to take it home along with this prototype of your new VPZZZZ and fully submerge it into the deep bowl of your newly adapted toilet. It will click into place. Next sit on the toilet and wait to see if the liquid activated switch sets off a quick fire emptying of the magazine.
We'll pop along tomorrow to see if the test worked out as we hoped for.
We'll pop along tomorrow to see if the test worked out as we hoped for.
Conspirators in the back ground...
Yes we think we have perfected the backwards firing mechanism, now where can we find some idiot to test it??, now that Hoskinski has pulled out with a migraine.
Yes we think we have perfected the backwards firing mechanism, now where can we find some idiot to test it??, now that Hoskinski has pulled out with a migraine.
Yes Mr President, it's ideal to sling across your bare torso when you go on a Safari with that Baer Grylls. I'm sure the pictures will be posted on Social Media
Can we wait till its a little warmer, I'm not as young as I like to pretend to be.
Can we wait till its a little warmer, I'm not as young as I like to pretend to be.
...and finally
Oh General you shouldn't have, I thought everyone had forgotten my birthday. Oh what a surprise, how did you know it's my favourite colour and style...I would never have guessed what it was in that wrapping paper.
....and you kept the receipt ? How thougtfull
Oh General you shouldn't have, I thought everyone had forgotten my birthday. Oh what a surprise, how did you know it's my favourite colour and style...I would never have guessed what it was in that wrapping paper.
....and you kept the receipt ? How thougtfull
Sorry, but strapping a General across the muzzle of this isn't the effect I was after. That little Korean prick has the right idea.
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It delivers my Covid booster and flu jab? Wow... what will our brilliant Soviet scientists think of next?
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Last Last orders, sorry for the delay, blame Buster 
no, sorry, really I got tied up with other things
no, sorry, really I got tied up with other things
Look General, on Friday I gave you my Last Presidential order, on Saturday I gave you my Last Last Presidential order, what are you waiting for, please don't make me give you my Last Last LAST Presidential Order on Sunday, or you'll have to answer to my Little Friend...
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I'm looking for Nutloose, have you seen him anywhere?