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Old 22nd May 2022, 21:08
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And when we get back Bond, I want you to hunt down that Fokker who forgot my Dubonnet and lemonade!
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Old 23rd May 2022, 09:48
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Yes Maam, quite clear ....If Andrew even thinks leaving the Palace I am to take him down.....
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Old 23rd May 2022, 10:08
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"... and remember, Mr Bond, this is a Meeting we're going to, not a Party. Now, where's my Dubonnet?"
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Old 23rd May 2022, 10:22
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After a huge mistake at MI6 involving a typo ....Bond was forced to apologise to the Queen after destroying the Sceptre and taking out several Beefeaters in the process!

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Old 23rd May 2022, 11:23
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Old 23rd May 2022, 11:26
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Mr Bond, I realise Hoskins has been a huge drain on RAF assets, but one does find his exploits amusing. Are you quite sure he needs to be eliminated...?
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Old 23rd May 2022, 11:27
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Hungry? My middle son always recommends the Pizza Express at Woking if one is feeling peckish.
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Old 23rd May 2022, 11:50
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Actually, I asked for Brooke Bond, but I suppose that this chimp will do.
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Old 23rd May 2022, 14:35
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Back at MI6 HQ:

Bond "Well Q, I have inspected the Palace top to bottom and apart from a few fake dog poo microphones which I picked up and have in my jacket here for you to take a look at, the place is clean"

Q "Fake dog poo ??? ...why, they havent used that kind of thing for over 50 years!"

Bond "Ahhhhh ....know any good dry cleaners?"

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Old 23rd May 2022, 15:56
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Sean was the only true Bond, I will just pretend to ignore this poseur beside me
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Old 23rd May 2022, 16:11
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....the new Miss Moneypenny was surprisingly well respected...
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Old 23rd May 2022, 18:00
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"idiots,its envelopes i want thats why i asked for basildon bond,not this paperweight"!!!
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Old 23rd May 2022, 18:50
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My goal is to outlive the embarrassment that is Britain's Prime Minister, your goal is to make that happen....
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Old 24th May 2022, 05:45
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Last orders please judgement time this evening UK
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Old 24th May 2022, 07:42
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In another BBC mix up......the interview with the Queen on her time as head of state has had to be cancelled...

..In other News....Jennie Bond has has entered the secret volcano and is hot on the trail of Spectre!
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Old 24th May 2022, 09:28
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To hell with this opening parliament lark. Bond, close it, permanently.
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Old 24th May 2022, 11:17
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You can call me 'M' Mr Bond,............... 'H.M.'
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Old 24th May 2022, 17:11
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Bond appealed to the top of his Chain of Command and failed to be saved from a LowerBotomy that Gold Finger had attempted but now PC Regulations required for field agents in the Secret Service. James would soon be known as Jamie.
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Old 24th May 2022, 17:15
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HMQ thinks ... "I wish I could get shorter staff, they make one look so small."
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