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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Aug 2022, 15:31
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LSO - "Call the Ball!"
Pilot - "Titleist 1!"

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Old 10th Aug 2022, 17:19
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Lots of first class entries.

Tough call but with an admirable hole in one the winner is:
NutLoose
I hate the greens, the damned thing is pitching all over the place.

And with a very commanding birdie the runner-up is:
Kiltrash
Well no we follow the Royal Yaght Britannina so when Andy fancies playing around we're here and ready..
but don't you know it's retired and parked up in Leith?
Yes well Scotland is the home* of golf.
* no matter what the cousins may say

Congratulations NutLoose, the baton is duly passed to you.

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Old 11th Aug 2022, 12:14
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Oooohh thank you
I wasn't to sure about using this with what is going on, but if you want it changing let me know.



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Old 11th Aug 2022, 12:16
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Excuse me young man, does this bus go to Heckmondwike?
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 12:21
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Excuse me Olga, do you know where the nearest Green Flag Rescue depot is?

No, but I have some white flags at home which may be of more use to you soon.
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 12:35
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No we can't give you a lift to the shops!!
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 12:44
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Later they discovered it was only a ticking alarm clock in her shopping bag.
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 12:45
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Nutty seeks armoured protection from a irate Mrs Buster when (s)he found who was the latest recipient of the Cap Comp trophy
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 12:46
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No I don't know how many points a " Z" is worth in the Russian version of Scrabble
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 12:48
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Rishi goes to extreme lengths not to have a debate with Liz
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 12:49
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Lady, I believe you did not pay the 10 Zelotny charge for that bag in Army and Navy
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 12:51
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I'll stop after this one and get back to the Leisure Swim....well gotta keep cool in the Heatwave. ..with

Driver ..No I Bloody well don't look like the NAFFI
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 12:57
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Don't worry, driver, there'll be a tractor along for you shortly.
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 13:14
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Have you got some of the Zombies from the Kremiln in there young man?
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A 99 with extra sprinkles and chocolate sauce please.
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Oooh, would you like me to touch up your Z?
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Old 11th Aug 2022, 14:34
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Where’s Olga? She’s sick today so I’m looking after her corner…
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You’re not heading to Moscow? Oh, I’m sorry young man, but it says OZ on your truck so I thought you were looking for the yellow pricks road!
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I’ve got more seeds for your pockets….
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