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Old 17th May 2021, 19:25
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Offical in background ... “They’re not getting off until we’ve seen their Pet Passports, BSE Certificates, Covid-19 PCR Swab Results ... and they’s cleaned up all their sh1t.”
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Donald urges the Floridians to march on the Capital.
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First tourist flight to Lisbon post Foot and Mouth disease gets ready to take off
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Milk delivery to the Falkland Islands gets ready ...
Why a Cow and not containers?
Well we have run out of bottles, have to have it on draught.
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Southampton Airport braces itself for Cowes Week.
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HOSKINS, That's a Bull....
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Milk delivery to the Falkland Islands gets ready ...
Why a Cow and not containers?
Well we have run out of bottles, have to have it on draught.
I wish you luck milking those, they are Bullocks...
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BA find a placement for the redundant Flight Engineers...instead of fuel moooving between tanks, became Methane Shovelers.
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I wish you luck milking those, they are Bullocks...
In which case they will be right at home with the crew. They are full of bulls**t too.
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Told you were far to low passing over Jersey. Especially having left the front door open.
Or Prestwick, Ayrshire
or even Guernsey
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And for today’s exercise, we’re off on manurevers
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In RAFG they used to wait for the coach-load of Nurses. At Bulford ...
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In a effort to make Formula 1 more competitive, Hamilton's new car is freighted into Monaco.

Still wins....
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Heading to the Isle of Wight for Cowes Week!
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"For the inflight entertainment we have the singing cows who will perform some Mooed Music."

"Should have been here last week - the sheep were singing a few baahs".
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Heading for the local butchers, the crew were on "Joint Operations".
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Flying Cattle Class!!
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"..and this week, Country File is in Farnborough".
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"e-scooters be damned. We're moving to ox carts at Brize!
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