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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Jun 2022, 23:33
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He is gonna love the nav position on the Vulcan , best dog house ever for fluffy !
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Old 11th Jun 2022, 01:57
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We still have a problem with lateral stability - the tail was wagging the dog...
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Old 11th Jun 2022, 06:06
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"...and ever after, ACM was called a dog fight...."
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Old 11th Jun 2022, 07:51
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Oh I say that was jolly spiffing what, just go drop a bomb on Croydon Woomera, fly back through the cloud, don't forget to hold your breath said the orders. The boffins said to watch for and report anything unusual
Algy get on the radio and report we
are fine and no after effects. ..Bet that's the most exciting thing ever to happen in this country
( Well till the next Ashes series )
Algy? Algy ??
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Old 11th Jun 2022, 09:43
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“Isn’t that dog a dangerous breed?”

”Certainly is - he’s an ace on the machine gun!”
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Old 11th Jun 2022, 09:48
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How was the landing?

woof.
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Old 11th Jun 2022, 10:01
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"Taxy me over to the bowser, Bowser, but put that ruddy cigar out first."
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Old 11th Jun 2022, 12:47
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What happened to your bloodhound?

I had to put him out to stud. He was a great navigator, but the charts kept getting dog eared.
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Old 11th Jun 2022, 20:54
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After landing the crew pulled up their goggles and were surprised only one of them was covered all over in black oil residue..
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Old 11th Jun 2022, 22:43
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"I'm tired of those people making fun of my gay moustache, Cyril, go over there and sort them out!"

"Bowsie wowsie!"
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Old 11th Jun 2022, 23:17
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One day we will get big watches with alarms so we can tell the time.
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 04:36
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Well, I think we can let Turner & Hooch get back to work.

Runner up:
Originally Posted by treadigraph
Oh God! I said "Sit!" and he misheard me over the slipstream...
But, our CST will be heading to:
Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever
What ! So I brought my dog to the dogfight, why does everyone think that's odd ?
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 19:42
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Thanks Buster

Here you go with something topical. If someone more computer savvy than me can resize it to make it bigger you will get a 0.01 % increase in your chance of winning...unless your name is Nutloose
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 19:55
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 19:57
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The failed Transformer
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 19:58
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That's not quite what we meant when we asked how many hours you'd logged, Comrade...
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 20:07
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What happens when the Flight Deck ASI under-reads, and the navigator's in the back over-reads....
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 20:11
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I know they used it at Stonehenge to move megaliths, but .... Logs replacing undercarriage? It''ll never work!
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 20:13
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So which passenger ripped me a new back door?
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Old 12th Jun 2022, 20:13
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Damm Dash cam didn't get his number...
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