Caption Competition Mk III

[c52]

"You do assure me this isn't a tilting train , don't you? - I'm not sure the tanks are tough enough for that."

[Chu Chu]

Mounting the APCs on railcars is a real win-win. Not only does it slash carbon emissions by 85%, but also prevents the tracks from damaging native vegetation and causing erosion. And as soon as we develop a diesel-powered track-laying train, we'll be able to deliver an attack anywhere.

[Kiltrash]

Quick! form a circle, the Apaches are comming.

[Kiltrash]

Signaler to driver....." Yea you and whose army? "

[Kiltrash]

Fat Controller.
" You can't park that there "
General
" You got big enough wheel clamps ? "

[Kiltrash]

I know you have a war to go and fight, but as it's a Bank Holiday the drivers union says, " no bonus no movement "

[MPN11]

“With a gun barrel like that you definitely deserve a personalised numberplate.”

[NutLoose]

Originally Posted by Chu Chu

Mounting the APCs on railcars is a real win-win. Not only does it slash carbon emissions by 85%, but also prevents the tracks from damaging native vegetation and causing erosion. And as soon as we develop a diesel-powered track-laying train, we'll be able to deliver an attack anywhere.

here u go

You Tube

You Tube

[Wensleydale]

Has anyone mentioned yet that the carriages were pulled by Thomas the Tank Engine!

[Chu Chu]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

here u go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYjPLrIObDs

https://youtu.be/tMXfU8blPMM

Even better if it can pick up the track again as it moves; sort of a railroad version of this:

You Tube

[treadigraph]

(I'm running a bit late and need to sort out dinner, results tomorrow morning instead - I'm sure a few more captions will be generated by Saturday evening beer call!)

[Kiltrash]

Treadigraph went for the 18.30 London Bridge to Croydon Thameslink Service, but Hoskins managed to take his train on the wrong line. Ended up at the Woolwich Arsenal.
Expect normal service on Easter Sunday

[NutLoose]

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

Has anyone mentioned yet that the carriages were pulled by Thomas the Tank Engine!

Yes I hinted at the series with Gordon was chuffed

[Buster Hyman]

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

Has anyone mentioned yet that the carriages were pulled by Thomas the Tank Engine!

only from about the fourth caption on...

[Kiltrash]

Bond has to get on the Armoured Train to defuse the Atomic Device.

[Kiltrash]

Sorry sir looks like due to Easter engineering works all trains are stopped. Your gonna need the Rail Replacement Busses

[Kiltrash]

At the end off the exercise the General watched the vehicles being loaded onto the transport. Wondered why they were covered in mud.
"Well they are Mud Movers " replied tbe Sargent

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Railway worker: "No you fool! Your left, not mine!"

[treadigraph]

Reggie Perrin: Two and half hours late Joan, tanks on the line at New Malden. Take a letter to the Chairman of British Rail, Dear Sir, your admirable cooperation with the British Army has, unfortunately...

Right, now I'm properly awake, fed an partially coffeed, the judging shall commence...

[treadigraph]

[old Mr Grace]You’ve all done really well…[/old Mr Grace]

A quick sample of just a very few of my favourites…

Kilty:

My last job? I was a Suez Canal Pilot. That did not last long either.

Andytug:

"HOSKINS!! You're not DJing in Ibiza! SIGNAL CORRECTLY!!"

Nutty:

You’re being rushed to the front lines and you’re travelling BR......... seriously?

Chu Chu:

Don't we need some tie-down chains? No, Boeing provided a Mechanized Carrier Attachment System. What could go wrong?

But brevity being the soul of wit as I believe Oscar Wilde once said, my favourite on this occasion was from the keyboard of Dan Gerous:

Tickets please.

Well done Dan, you are hereby banished to the Judge’s inner sanctum for the next several days and the CST is en-route to you in a little yellow BR Bedford van, disguised as a British Rail third class cheese sandwich…