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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 31st May 2022, 06:34
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The men in black arrive outside the Aliens hangout...no 10 Downing Street to deal with the threat to World Peace..
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Old 31st May 2022, 06:54
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So thats where Elvis went!
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Old 31st May 2022, 07:13
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I no eat all the pies ....he did!
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Old 31st May 2022, 08:02
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The final two in North Koreas 'Apprentice' are finally separated when Won Hung Lo hears those immortal words 'You Fired' ....and is immediatley shot!

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Old 31st May 2022, 08:05
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"You can be my Wing man any day...not you, you!"
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Aim there I said...No Uncle, I wasn't talking to you...
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Old 31st May 2022, 08:16
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"The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round..."

"Er, Glorious Leader, it's North Korean bus, the wheels come off..."
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Old 31st May 2022, 08:20
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Taking his lead from ABBA, Kim Jong-il no longer appears in person, letting his Afatter do the talking...
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Old 31st May 2022, 09:03
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Arnies let himself go a bit.....'I'll be back!"
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Old 31st May 2022, 09:25
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Old 31st May 2022, 09:26
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You there, Captain Blue and Captain Scarlet, come join the Captain Brown twins, together we will conquer the World.
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Old 31st May 2022, 09:31
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Gargling with salt water or drinking lonicera japonica or willow leaf tea will fight the Covid infection my chief adviser wun hungsoon advises me.
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I know I starve the population, but no more eating Snakes or Bats ok, Soil is good for the digestive system..
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Old 31st May 2022, 09:35
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If you Tom Cluse, then I be your wingman ass man.
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Old 31st May 2022, 10:13
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No, no, no, point the flak cannon over there, yes, towards the roses; they need more blood and bone....
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Having stuck his finger in his ear and picked up a bit of wax, looks for the official finger licker. .
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You Colonel, you say it's " Finger Licking Good "
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Old 31st May 2022, 10:33
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The sunglasses that go completely black at the first sign of danger.... best sellers in North Korea...
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Old 31st May 2022, 10:36
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Danny Boyle calls ' Action ' and Kim leads the latest Ballistic Missle out the hangar in slow motion..
Na never get made, far too far-fetched ...
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Old 31st May 2022, 10:39
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Great Leaders Medal Man was late on set and was never heard from again
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Old 31st May 2022, 10:53
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Errr, General.....is our latest test missile there supposed to be coming back towards us?

...You use American electronics again.!!.
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