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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 1st Jun 2022, 08:52
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You reporter, I will take from you question 3b. And make sure you read it word perfect.
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 08:54
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I spy with my little eye, something beginning with G...
General..??.
no
Great Leader in a mirror??
yes but not the answer I was looking for
oh we give up...
Global Thermonuclear War ..
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 08:59
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General thinks. ..Ye Gods he's really lost it now thinks he's talking with a invisible bird on his finger..
General however actually says " Yes great Leader that's a truly magnificent Parrot on your hand, just look at the plumage .."
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 09:09
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LFO: Wowwwwww... That. Is. Amazing... my finger is melting...

Aid on left to aid on right: Where you say you found those mushrooms he had for breakfast?
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 09:19
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Hey, that's my fluking twophy, I earn it many times on pprune, bling it here
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My willie is this long and any of you with longer will be executed..
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 09:36
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Photo picture quality makes it difficult to discern if the leather is genuine Goatskin , water Buffalo hide , or a former relatives hide that may have apparently been used for making shade for a desk lamp .
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 09:48
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Do not wowwy Countwy men, I can destwoy the west with our nucwear weapons, I have my fingur on the button..... WAIT.......Were is the bwloody button?
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 09:49
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 10:17
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New prescription sunglasses velly good. Can read top line of chart easy: "E". Who say I should have gone to Specsavers?
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 11:01
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You there, I have had a mortar round fired at you, if you catch it you live, if not you die.
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 11:09
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I need five volunteers for my annual hare coursing challenge, unfortunately we have no hares, as dogs have them for last meal weeks ago... you, you, you and you will be hares, and you too fatty, dogs no eat for long time...
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 11:39
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You, can be wife no 7....after all Henry only had 6 wife's. .Generals get rid of No's 1-6, inclusive. Just make sure they're never found..
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 11:47
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I follow Vladimirs doctrine and can reduce Generals numbers required for combat, you, you and you, prepare to die.
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 12:27
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This black camouflage don't work, I can clearly see my hand
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 12:31
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Why Yes, I am holding the World Cup 2022 won by our glorious DPRK Football team, the final was close, we beat England 10-0 and Harry Kane scored 3 own goals...
psst Please photoshop in the trophy. ..
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 13:45
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“Ah, excellent … look … my psychiatrist has arrived.”
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 16:56
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General left thinks...' He wants to play bare chested beach volleyball ?' I need to have a word with the oposition it's best to let him win...2 on 1 no contest...I hope my wife is adequately insured...Gulp
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Old 1st Jun 2022, 17:35
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You, ...Medal Man... I give you one task and ONLY one task
..and your late on parade. . I won't give you a second chance...Generals take him away
.and all his family...and want his dog..with rice tonight..
Ps off to Scotland Vs Ukraine, whatever happens tonight you won't get much from me tomorrow, I'll either be in George Square getting smashed out my mind...or hanging from the nearest lamp post..
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"You! Over there! Bring some notepads, my Generals have filled theirs up."
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