Caption Competition Mk III
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with G...
General..??.
no
Great Leader in a mirror??
yes but not the answer I was looking for
oh we give up...
Global Thermonuclear War ..
General..??.
no
Great Leader in a mirror??
yes but not the answer I was looking for
oh we give up...
Global Thermonuclear War ..
General thinks. ..Ye Gods he's really lost it now thinks he's talking with a invisible bird on his finger..
General however actually says " Yes great Leader that's a truly magnificent Parrot on your hand, just look at the plumage .."
General however actually says " Yes great Leader that's a truly magnificent Parrot on your hand, just look at the plumage .."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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LFO: Wowwwwww... That. Is. Amazing... my finger is melting...
Aid on left to aid on right: Where you say you found those mushrooms he had for breakfast?
Aid on left to aid on right: Where you say you found those mushrooms he had for breakfast?
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Hey, that's my fluking twophy, I earn it many times on pprune, bling it here
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My willie is this long and any of you with longer will be executed..
Photo picture quality makes it difficult to discern if the leather is genuine Goatskin , water Buffalo hide , or a former relatives hide that may have apparently been used for making shade for a desk lamp .
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Do not wowwy Countwy men, I can destwoy the west with our nucwear weapons, I have my fingur on the button..... WAIT.......Were is the bwloody button?
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New prescription sunglasses velly good. Can read top line of chart easy: "E". Who say I should have gone to Specsavers?
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You there, I have had a mortar round fired at you, if you catch it you live, if not you die.
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I need five volunteers for my annual hare coursing challenge, unfortunately we have no hares, as dogs have them for last meal weeks ago... you, you, you and you will be hares, and you too fatty, dogs no eat for long time...
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I follow Vladimirs doctrine and can reduce Generals numbers required for combat, you, you and you, prepare to die.
Why Yes, I am holding the World Cup 2022 won by our glorious DPRK Football team, the final was close, we beat England 10-0 and Harry Kane scored 3 own goals...
psst Please photoshop in the trophy. ..
psst Please photoshop in the trophy. ..
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“Ah, excellent … look … my psychiatrist has arrived.”
General left thinks...' He wants to play bare chested beach volleyball ?' I need to have a word with the oposition it's best to let him win...2 on 1 no contest...I hope my wife is adequately insured...Gulp
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You, ...Medal Man... I give you one task and ONLY one task
..and your late on parade. . I won't give you a second chance...Generals take him away
.and all his family...and want his dog..with rice tonight..
Ps off to Scotland Vs Ukraine, whatever happens tonight you won't get much from me tomorrow, I'll either be in George Square getting smashed out my mind...or hanging from the nearest lamp post..
..and your late on parade. . I won't give you a second chance...Generals take him away
.and all his family...and want his dog..with rice tonight..
Ps off to Scotland Vs Ukraine, whatever happens tonight you won't get much from me tomorrow, I'll either be in George Square getting smashed out my mind...or hanging from the nearest lamp post..