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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 25th May 2022, 20:42
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Ahhh, you must be Wun Hung Lo
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Old 25th May 2022, 20:43
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Can anyone smell prawn crackers?
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Old 25th May 2022, 20:45
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There are camel toes and there are camel toes, but you take it to a whole new level.
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Old 25th May 2022, 20:46
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Old 25th May 2022, 20:53
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Tell me about it, they might have reduced your team to Seven, but we got chopped to Four because of the party.
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Old 25th May 2022, 21:29
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The two on the left are trying to hide a proliferation of kilt rash.
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Old 25th May 2022, 21:37
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I'm smiling now, but when the photographers gone, I will get you for snapping off the left arm of my Ray Bans!

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Old 25th May 2022, 21:51
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If you inspect an aircraft without a proper lift, you may miss a bit of tail.
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Old 26th May 2022, 03:20
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"The problem with farting in a one-piece suit, it only has one way out - the neck. So, tighten up your belt and keep it down there!"
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Old 26th May 2022, 04:13
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Four little maids from flight school are we
Pert as a pilot well can be
Filled to the brim with "look at me"
Four little maids from school

(Excerpt from the MiGkado...)
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Old 26th May 2022, 07:22
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Right girls ...we have been selected as part of the security team.....apparantly someone has been seen not wearing a pass and we must find them!
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Old 26th May 2022, 09:18
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Does my bomb look big in this?
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Old 26th May 2022, 12:37
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Do you think we will got the 650 payment from the Government to cover heating and eating?? Have you SEEN the state of the MQ's at this Base? There's not even a descent hairdressers, only does one style...
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Old 26th May 2022, 14:53
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Who's the little fella sitting on your shoulder?
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Old 26th May 2022, 15:08
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Wait 'til fearless leader Xi Jinping sit on whoopee cushion I put in simulator!

- Ed
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Old 26th May 2022, 17:03
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Not an entitled entry but …

#3 “Andrew so weeny and sweaty”

I’ll call in the morning!
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Old 26th May 2022, 18:27
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I'll call in the morning?? THAT'S what they all say... ( sigh )
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Old 26th May 2022, 18:31
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#2 do you know there's a Sharks Fin sticking out your head??.
No but if you hum the first few bars i'll follow along
( also a reference to a popular soup in China Britain )
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Old 26th May 2022, 18:55
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We all get jackets like Maverick's, really piss off China.


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Old 27th May 2022, 08:56
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With reference to another topic ...

At last a group of Reds you wouldn't mind spending an evening in the bar with!

(Note: I have never met the Red Arrows .....but I'm sure they are perfect gents! )
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