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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th Feb 2022, 17:16
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A rare partial image of 'Dominic Cummings' before the MSS & PLA sent him to replace the original, in a succcesful operation to infiltrate and undermine the UK government.
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 17:29
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A PLA general demonstrates how to operate the 'eagle eyes' of a new bigger than life-size Action Man, one of which is to be placed in every office in China - to remind the people "Xi's watching you!".
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 17:32
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Pooh Bear and Piglet off to play sticks with some long March sticks
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 17:36
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These uniforms are shrink to fit , you just need to stand in front of the instant sunshine for a perfect fit .
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 18:31
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They've got everything except No27, there is a shortage of bat at the moment...
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 18:33
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Guy in middle.
"Yo Bitches, what's up"!
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 18:35
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Guy left foreground is thinking: "Oh my god, they just stepped in that...should I tell them?"
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 18:37
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"Sir, there's a tailor here wearing his latest proposal for our new camouflage clothing"

"Well tell him I can't see him!"

"Very good, sir - shall I give him the contract?"

Boom, tish......
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 18:49
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“And there on that screen you can see the Russian skater being disqualified … oh, sh1t …”
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 18:51
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“… and this camouflage also works in snow, if it snows, and if there’s a lot of snow you get buried in it, so it always works, and in the Summer… “

Xi: “Kill him , NOW.”
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 19:06
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"As Head of the Focus Group, you're not very good"!!!
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 19:49
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You call this digital camouflage? My fingers are just as conspicuous as ever.
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 20:43
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May I introduce the British Foreign Minister, straight from her wonderfull visit to Moscow....
Xi...laughing. ..stop it your killing me ...
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 21:44
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Honey, I shrunk my arms
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Old 14th Feb 2022, 22:03
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Ah, finally a uniform. I've always been four better than Commander Bond.
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Old 15th Feb 2022, 02:16
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I wish these two jokers would hurry up, I’m bursting for a piss.
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Old 15th Feb 2022, 02:18
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Im sorry, but I don’t care who you all are, we require a tie in this establishment.
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Old 15th Feb 2022, 06:00
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There, I present Ms Peng ShuaI to prove your Deputy did not have her ' Bumped Off '
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