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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 10th Nov 2021, 16:40
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Difficult to fathom.
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 16:59
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This is not what they mean by VTOL and no matter how often you try, it never will be.
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:02
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I could have sworn the deck was 500 metres not feet..
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:03
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Fed up with Sharkys attitude, Mogwi descides to hang him out to dry
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:04
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Well Mav, you got your fly -by of the tower, Helped by Martin Baker
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:05
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Remind me again, was this a Cat or a Trap??
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:06
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See what happens when you allow a mere engineer to do a full power run up...
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:07
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Normally we throw the tiddlers back, said the F-4 Pilot...
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:08
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:09
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash
Remind me again, was this a Cat or a Trap??
definitely a cat being a Panther..
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:11
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...and this was why the USN stopped cross decking from Nimitz to Invincible
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:11
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Ok I’ve got a lock on, we’ll get that bluddy sub yet, it’ll teach them to stooge around in the South China Sea near a US task force
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:12
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Recovering the aircraft would be difficult, as Hoskins had left the windows open.
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:14
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"OK, so the hook's engaged. Now what, Chief?"
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:15
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RIO....Skip, Radar shows heavy rain 5 feet ahead...
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:17
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RIO....Skip, according to these readings there a submarine directly ahead....
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:20
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RIO...Skip..Skip...Skip?? What did you say??.must get these headphones fixed..last I heard was **** meeeee
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:23
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Hoskins the Tractor driver confused his left with his right signals while towing the aircraft to its designated parking spot...hopes the tow bar is secure.... ( Glug Glug..Glug )
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 17:54
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Typical Alert - all rush, rush, rush, then they keep you hanging about for hours….
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Old 10th Nov 2021, 18:22
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You shoulda seen the one that got away...
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