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Old 21st Feb 2022, 06:18
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February issue of the garage wall Pirelli calender in the post enlightened times
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 06:19
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Normally a caption of " Fit Spanner Monkey " has a female form, but in Lyneham anything goes
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 06:21
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What's the Torque on me nuts??
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 07:42
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Whaddaya mean, ya can't find the crank handle?
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 07:46
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Ah, here's the problem There's a tiny bit of dirt in the carby on this one too. Wonder how that keeps happening?
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 07:49
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This way we only have to change half the spark plugs....think of the money we'll save!
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 08:05
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Which bayer-stud 'as liberated me half inch spanner?
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 09:02
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Dunno why Fred needs a toolbox that big, the only tool he uses is a 1" shifter.
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 09:15
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Hey, Joe, i've just found the work order in my toolbox, it says replace No3 engine...
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 09:18
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It's a Liberator aint it? well, were Liberating it..
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 09:32
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 10:27
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Could be a worse assignment, could be Base Camp Antarctic
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 10:28
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Transformer the movie the budget ran out half way through
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 10:29
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Hank really got into his tasks, pity he's only the Navigator. ..
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 10:32
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BLT..Coronation Chicken...Tuna...Ham and Eggs...
Dammit who had the Vegetarian Option this time
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 10:34
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The wrist bones connected to the Ankle bone....no no no thats not right....Lefty Loosy righty tighty. ..got it
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 10:49
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Next time the pilot reports "number 1 Engine missing" ..... get a few more details from him will you!
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 10:50
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Quit looking in that toolbox! You're supposed to tell me when the crankshaft is level.
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 11:04
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It's OK fitting electric motors, but the Lithium batteries are going to fill the bomb bay,
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Old 21st Feb 2022, 11:16
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Its OK Hoskins, if you can't find the left handed screwdriver in the toolbox nip to the stores and ask them ....and whilst you're there pick me up a long weight.....
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