Caption Competition Mk III
Avoid imitations
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Treaders,
Many thanks…as always here, a vulgar approach often does well!
I’m in the middle of helping with a family house move and have trouble posting photos here at the best of times so I’d be very grateful if Nutty would be prepared to “stick it up ‘em” on my behalf.
Many thanks…as always here, a vulgar approach often does well!
I’m in the middle of helping with a family house move and have trouble posting photos here at the best of times so I’d be very grateful if Nutty would be prepared to “stick it up ‘em” on my behalf.
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Will do
brb
brb
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Because he's been an extra good boy, Timmy gets the first iPhone ever invented. Unfortunately, it would be 75 years before the second one was invented.
"Here, Sinterklaas, take five guilders to put in your sack of money. Soon you might have enough to repair your aircraft with enough left over to take Rudolph to the red light district in Amsterdam!"
- Ed
- Ed
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Cheers Nutty!
Ok, own up you little bastards, what happened to my sleigh and reindeer?
Ok, own up you little bastards, what happened to my sleigh and reindeer?
Naturally worried after the last time they were straffed the children approached tentatively. Were overjoyed however to receive Flu jabs.....and so the Flying Doctor service started.
The downside of the station WO being the Santa this year was that he refused to hand over any treats until "all cloggs were clean and polished and all the boys and girls had a damn good haircut!"
And in exchange for a chocolate bar.......Santa agreed to release Fido from the bag and promised not to take him to visit the canal!
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Hoskins!!
Yessir?
You know you're not allowed to be close to any children, and besides, it's only bloody September!
Yessir?
You know you're not allowed to be close to any children, and besides, it's only bloody September!
...and finally, finally as I am shutting down for a couple of days, experience has taught me not to go on Social Media and Drink at Christmas. ..
...and the winner of Secret Santa is...Abigail, ( who else ) you have won first prize, come sit on my lap in the cockpit and waggle my joystick...
Merry Christmas all and be safe
...and the winner of Secret Santa is...Abigail, ( who else ) you have won first prize, come sit on my lap in the cockpit and waggle my joystick...
Merry Christmas all and be safe