Caption Competition Mk III
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Had a good laugh at the entries for this, both topical and references to the film.
3rd place goes to Treadigraph with the topical "Isn't there anywhere around here selling petrol?"
2nd place goes to Kiltrash with the deleted scene "Tell the tribesman we're sorry about his tent, but can we use his toilet ?"
1st place goes to MPN11 with the career ending "“Come back here Hoskins, you bastard …”
With no drivers or petrol, I may have to turn to the Scouts Xmas postal service to get the trophy to you MPN11.
3rd place goes to Treadigraph with the topical "Isn't there anywhere around here selling petrol?"
2nd place goes to Kiltrash with the deleted scene "Tell the tribesman we're sorry about his tent, but can we use his toilet ?"
1st place goes to MPN11 with the career ending "“Come back here Hoskins, you bastard …”
With no drivers or petrol, I may have to turn to the Scouts Xmas postal service to get the trophy to you MPN11.
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Whaaat? Me again? Well, thank you, Sir - much appreciated!
From my archives ...
From my archives ...
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Is there anything we've forgotten?
Put our fingers in our ears?
Oh yes! That's it....
Put our fingers in our ears?
Oh yes! That's it....
Can you hear something fizzing?
Pardon?
Pardon?
Look, I know you don't like it, but it's how reenactments have to be done under the new WHS rules. So stop sulking and take this goddam lanyard, and when I say fire, pull it and shout bang as loud as you can.
The general thinks I am indispensable, he said there was no one else of my calibre in the outfit
Go on, pull my finger, I dares yer!
Gnome de PPRuNe
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You want to be a human cannon ball, right? Son, we can get you down the barrel, just not all in one piece...
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Maddox and Son, Inc. Civil War re-enactments and gopher termination services for the Amish folk.