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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 27th Sep 2021, 10:21
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Had a good laugh at the entries for this, both topical and references to the film.

3rd place goes to Treadigraph with the topical "Isn't there anywhere around here selling petrol?"

2nd place goes to Kiltrash with the deleted scene "Tell the tribesman we're sorry about his tent, but can we use his toilet ?"

1st place goes to MPN11 with the career ending "“Come back here Hoskins, you bastard …”

With no drivers or petrol, I may have to turn to the Scouts Xmas postal service to get the trophy to you MPN11.
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 10:22
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Boy that's one 'ell of a runway overrun at Kathmandu. ..
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 11:00
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Whaaat? Me again? Well, thank you, Sir - much appreciated!

From my archives ...



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Old 27th Sep 2021, 11:02
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"So....Chapter 3.....Recoil and its Effects.....oh."
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 11:03
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Is there anything we've forgotten?

Put our fingers in our ears?

Oh yes! That's it....
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 11:11
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Can you hear something fizzing?
Pardon?
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 11:51
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Little boy...Look mummy that man's the school dunce...
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 11:52
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"Don't take offence, Hoskins, but perhaps a little more elevation."
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 11:52
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Meanwhile on the French -Swiss border, the Americans finally enter the 1916-1918 war
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 11:54
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Up a bit, left a bit, right a bit, bit more.... Berni the Bolt. ...Fire
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 11:56
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Gonna make a he'll of a mess with the Generals Picket Fence. ...but orders are orders....FIRE
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 11:58
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You forgot the Matches? ? Cor lov a duck... find me 2 boy scouts to rub together, ...Mr Saville ...
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 11:59
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Don't tap your pipe put on tha. ....
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 12:17
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Look, I know you don't like it, but it's how reenactments have to be done under the new WHS rules. So stop sulking and take this goddam lanyard, and when I say fire, pull it and shout bang as loud as you can.
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 12:19
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The general thinks I am indispensable, he said there was no one else of my calibre in the outfit
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 12:21
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Go on, pull my finger, I dares yer!
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 12:29
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"Cannon firing, cannon firing, cannon stops. Check for canister in the barrel................................................."
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 12:30
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"I have no cannon balls, gunpowder, or spent matches in my possession".
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 13:35
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You want to be a human cannon ball, right? Son, we can get you down the barrel, just not all in one piece...
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Old 27th Sep 2021, 13:38
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Maddox and Son, Inc. Civil War re-enactments and gopher termination services for the Amish folk.
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