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Old 21st Mar 2021, 09:39
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Nurse thinks. " ONLY this clot would come for an injection with a long sleeved shirt. "
PM Thinks " I expected the injection would be in the arse, and I would have an excuse to take off my trousers and impress the filly "
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 10:19
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"And as you can see the medical staff are observing distancing regulations, even when administering the jab".
"No Mr Johnson, I just want to stay as far away from YOU as I can".


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Old 21st Mar 2021, 10:20
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”Now, you are just going to feel a bit of a pr*ck.....and I will give you your jab to,”
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 10:21
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Is the nurse humming "Tiny bubbles"?
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 11:47
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Speaking of little pricks, what are you doing after work matron?
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 12:40
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Okay, that’s the last of your shots, you can go to Liverpool now.
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Err, no, this doesn’t make you anything like the Winter Soldier.
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 12:43
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And this one should make your balls drop after that unfortunate flying fox incident.
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 13:04
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"Stay there a sec and I'll just comb your hair for you as well."
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 13:05
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"I guess with arms like these, when you did that press-up on camera, it was just the one."
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 13:06
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Having just heard the pay rise was only 1% the nurse ensured the needle was very blunt.
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 13:06
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"Stop!" said the Prime Minister. "Why aren't there two Union Flags behind me?"
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 13:06
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That's the Testosterone Injection, now on your bike...
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 13:08
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Test subject no 1 for the Male Contraceptive jab . Come back in 9 months and we will see if it was successful
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 13:12
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At the Centre Nurse Hoskins was the unlucky winner of the " Stick the tail on the Pig " draw
When interviewed the Nurse proudly said it was her first Successful injection.
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 13:13
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"Do you think 1% of the normal dose is reasonable, Prime Minister?"





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Old 21st Mar 2021, 13:14
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Sorry about that. But if it was my arm you wanted me to expose, why did you call "Johnson"?
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And to do our part PM, we're reusing the needles to save money.
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Old 21st Mar 2021, 13:56
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Ok that’s the 1st of your estrogen hormone treatment jabs, you might feel some sensitivity in your breasts over the nex...... pardon???...sorry, I had you down for hormone therapy, no one mentioned COVID 19 to me.
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