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Old 22nd Mar 2021, 19:57
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treadigraph
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OK, time to end this quickie – you’ll get another shot at it in 12 weeks’ time…

Also rans…

Nutty:

Don’t worry Prime Minister it’s just a dose of Sodium Pentothal, now tell me the truth, how much can the Government really pay us nurses during the current pay negotiations.


Nurse Shipman... Now where have I heard that name before?
Kilty:

Yes that's your Rabies jab Prime Minister, now can I suggest you get rid of your Rottweiler Cummings Before he bites you in the arse again.
Dan Gerous:

Thanks for putting that sign up nurse. Then again having Methadone injections probably isn't a resigning matter these days.
C52:

Stay there a sec and I'll just comb your hair for you as well.
In third place:

Buster:

Okay, that’s the last of your shots, you can go to Liverpool now.
Second:

Chu Chu:

Sorry about that. But if it was my arm you wanted me to expose, why did you call "Johnson"?
But this round’s winner is…

Longhitter:

There, all done! And I won't tell anybody that this was actually the large dose of antibiotics required after your VD check.
Congrats, as long as the EU don’t try and demand it be sent to Brussels, I’ll have the CST to you by refrigerated truck in a jiffy…
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