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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 6th Nov 2021, 07:41
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All of this we can fix easy. The hard bit will be getting the stains and smell out of the seat covers.
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 11:13
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Stuff the aircraft, did my clubs make it OK??

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Old 6th Nov 2021, 11:34
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…and it arrived off the Starlifter like that huh? Let’s go see the CO shall we Hoskins!
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 11:35
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Honestly Sarge, we were flying straight and level when this bluddy Sub came out of nowhere…
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 11:36
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First of all, wouldn’t the chin hook go further forward?
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 11:57
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Installing reverse thrusters turned out to be not such a good idea.
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 12:13
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Crashed Helicopter In Need Of Outrageous Kindness
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 12:26
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No wonder it crashed -- Boeing had the tail rotor all wrong. Now that we've got it resized, it just needs to be cut off and rotated 90 degrees.
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 13:09
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Any chance we can tell Boeing the stick came away in my hand and get it fixed or swapped under Warranty?
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 16:00
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Having used her last ounce of strength repelling the Chinook, Mother Earth gave up with predictable results.

- Ed
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 19:13
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Is this where the USB micro goes??
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 19:15
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Kiltrash realises he is in the wrong caption, should be the USS Connecticut accident



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Old 6th Nov 2021, 19:18
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Having landed in Brize the Air Force get ready to off load the Cap Comp Trophy. .. The dents show it is well travelled
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 21:25
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Well we were looking for a bunch of Spitfires but this was all we could dig up..
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 21:29
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They can't expect the two of us to fix this....we need Nutloose and his crew of spanner boys..
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Old 6th Nov 2021, 21:31
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After this you seriously expect the pentagon to give you another one ?.. No Sarge I resigned last week,
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Old 7th Nov 2021, 02:25
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That’s number 5. Congratulations sir you are now an enemy ace !
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Old 7th Nov 2021, 02:26
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The CO says this baby has to be serviceable by tomorrow or we lose our unit readiness award…..
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Old 7th Nov 2021, 02:31
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Hi, I am from the DOD Inspector General’s office and I am puzzled as to why this helicopter is listed as “fully mission capable”
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Old 7th Nov 2021, 02:37
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Well SSgt Needly I have good news and bad news

The good news is I am moving you up to a Crew Chief position.

That’s great sir, what is the bad news ?

You are now responsible for Chinook 092…

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