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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 14th Oct 2021, 08:59
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Ok, I have successfully deiced the aircraft...... now what?
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Old 14th Oct 2021, 09:05
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No Sorry, wrong plane, the B-29 in the lake is about 800 miles that way
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Old 14th Oct 2021, 17:04
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No, I'm going for the PPRuNe Darwin award, as without engines I can't get the Coffman Starter Trophy
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Old 14th Oct 2021, 18:13
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mind over matter
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Old 14th Oct 2021, 19:09
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HOSKINS. .. are you sure these are the correct coordinates for the " Leaving on a Jet Plane,"
Flashmob at Waterloo Station...
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Old 14th Oct 2021, 19:59
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I was going to judge on Friday, but I'm invoking the "on the 5th page" get out clause. Kiltrash will be pleased, and funnily enough I was thinking of posting a picture of the desert Pelican, but chose this one instead.

3rd goes to Cynicalint with
I can see it! The runway's over there!
I like a good Hoskins caption, and 2nd goes to MPN11 with
A bit late on the bail-out, Hoskins.
And 1st place goes to 622 with
During the walkround, Hoskins noted the upper VHF aerial was missing and snagged the aircraft.
Over to you 622

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Old 15th Oct 2021, 05:38
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Many thanks…..Lets try this one!



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Old 15th Oct 2021, 09:02
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Prince Andrew approaches the US Embassy in London
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 09:03
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Sideshow Bob gets drafted
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 09:04
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Let me see, ah yes here it is, we drive on the left in the UK...
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 09:09
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They say all the best battles are on the edge of the map, so let's head there.
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 09:25
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For Christ's sake get a move on, me 'elmet's been pollinated!
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 10:19
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"Yer helmet is designed to keep magpies OFF, not give them a freakin' NEST!"
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 10:42
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I've been to long in this mans army..
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 10:44
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Nope, I cannot find the chapter on watering it with Miracle Grow once monthly, are you sure it was in the art of camoflague book?
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 10:46
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It says we were supposed to report to Tidworth, not Titchmarsh
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 10:49
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I outrank you, that's why I have three flowers mate..
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 10:50
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 10:51
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Jonesy, I think I have worms...
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Old 15th Oct 2021, 10:53
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Cpl, I notice a lack of grass on your helmet, have you been smoking it again?


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