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Old 10th Aug 2021, 21:06
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Locate but do NOT cement wheel to undercarriage. Now you tell us.


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Old 10th Aug 2021, 21:26
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The pilot said "I need a bog", so the ground crew found one for him.
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 21:46
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Dunno what I did to upset Chiefy, two weeks ago he had me emptying Latrines, only saved when the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh passed by unexpected
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 21:53
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Right, you sure we paid for the " Get You Home " service with our recovery service? Right lads leave it here and it's the AA's problem.
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 21:56
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Damm cut backs again, retread gone on this one...
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 21:58
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Don't tell me, Hoskins forgot to pack the jack....again..
No Chiefy we have the jack, just forgot the Alloy Lug Nut..
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 21:59
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Damm cut backs again. ...Spacesaver spare wheel....
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Old 10th Aug 2021, 22:00
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OK Hoskins that's the spare on, but your turn on the Manual Inflation Tube...
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 01:33
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After the fifth attempt at a left wheel, the plan to cross-train RAF personnel as infantry was quietly abandoned.
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 02:43
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You know I am just not feeling the MOD line of “providing state of the art technology to enable excellence at every level”
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 02:46
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This job sure doesn’t seem like the recruiters promise to put me at the “pointee end of the RAF”…
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 02:49
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How were we to know those fresh tomatoes were in the garden tended by the wife of the Staish?
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 03:45
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I propose we rename this airplane “Sisyphus”
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 07:19
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Wouldn't be easier if we pushed the bomb trolleys under the aircraft, Sarge?

That's not how we do things in the RAF, Simkins.
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 07:39
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Quick! Roll it off Gibsons Dog before he notices!
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 07:40
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Big Wing my arse! We've got enough problems with this bloddy big wheel!
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 07:41
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At the back: "I don't care if he is Gordon Jackson! He's not pulling his weight up the front!"
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 07:41
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In all honesty, how much taxiing fuel will this actually save?
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 09:42
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"Sorry Chief, I think I've just invented Superglue!"
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Old 11th Aug 2021, 10:50
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Quick! Roll it off Gibsons Dog before he notices!
Brilliant!
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