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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 29th Jun 2021, 06:35
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Right Hoskins press Record, I can see £250 coming our way from " Cats do the funniest things "
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Lt McTavish idly wondered if Tiddles was big enough to make a sporran.
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 09:54
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Lt McTavish idly wondered if Tiddles was big enough to make a sporran.
...or a novel piece of headwear.
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 10:17
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Hmm... not as much meat as a chicken, but you never know...
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 10:39
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Don't fret, the big show kicks orf at 5pm tonight and we expect to give the Boche a damned good thrashing.
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Damn these new import export EU regulations, how can we shell the blighters when it takes us 4 days to get the paperwork through.
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 12:01
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Pipe cleaner.
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 13:03
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Man in background … “There are times when I worry about Lt. Killer-Instinct”
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At the subsequent Field Court Martial, Lt. Blown-Fuse denied smoking khat. “The charge is a mass of typos!”, he protested!
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 13:34
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Moments later, Tiddles, exactly like Hyphen-Smyth's Wife back home spurned his attempt at intimacy.
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 13:53
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Its a Condor Moment.

( Having learnt his lesson by promoting branded products, Kiltrash has to ensure he qualify it with..)

other tobacco products are available...
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 13:56
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As I am not allowed to mention branded products it will be...

" As I can't give her favourite chocolate confectionary, a small kitten will have to do. "
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 14:00
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You might have nine lives but i have to make do with only one. That's why I am bravely staying in the rear and you my fine feline friend are being sent to tbe front. Can you take this with you?
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 15:31
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Excellent Hoskins....but what is it?
Ah Sir in an attempt to help the NHS vacine more people We fill the tank with Covid Vaccine, Smack the cats ar$e and he leaps across the parade ground, claws out and jabs 20 Squaddies at once.
Reload however still has work to do.


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Old 29th Jun 2021, 17:37
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Caruthers was about to discover why the Chaps called the Little French kitten Claude Mabaws and not Claudette .
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It's up to you mate, but if you put me in there, the youtube twateratti will be after you.
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 19:52
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Yup, Jerry superglued my back paws to this shell. Hah, but before he could fire it, I taped him to a grenade, pulled the pin and swallowed.... gulp!
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Ok when we launch this torpedo walking fore and aft you can vary the depth, walking left and right you can steer it, ok?
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 21:25
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Man in background:-
I told him the best bangs are achieved by stroking a pussy. I think he misunderstood me!
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