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Lt McTavish idly wondered if Tiddles was big enough to make a sporran.
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Hmm... not as much meat as a chicken, but you never know...
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Don't fret, the big show kicks orf at 5pm tonight and we expect to give the Boche a damned good thrashing.
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Damn these new import export EU regulations, how can we shell the blighters when it takes us 4 days to get the paperwork through.
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Man in background … “There are times when I worry about Lt. Killer-Instinct”
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At the subsequent Field Court Martial, Lt. Blown-Fuse denied smoking khat. “The charge is a mass of typos!”, he protested!
Moments later, Tiddles, exactly like Hyphen-Smyth's Wife back home spurned his attempt at intimacy.
You might have nine lives but i have to make do with only one. That's why I am bravely staying in the rear and you my fine feline friend are being sent to tbe front. Can you take this with you?
Excellent Hoskins....but what is it?
Ah Sir in an attempt to help the NHS vacine more people We fill the tank with Covid Vaccine, Smack the cats ar$e and he leaps across the parade ground, claws out and jabs 20 Squaddies at once.
Reload however still has work to do.
Ah Sir in an attempt to help the NHS vacine more people We fill the tank with Covid Vaccine, Smack the cats ar$e and he leaps across the parade ground, claws out and jabs 20 Squaddies at once.
Reload however still has work to do.
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Yup, Jerry superglued my back paws to this shell. Hah, but before he could fire it, I taped him to a grenade, pulled the pin and swallowed.... gulp!
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Ok when we launch this torpedo walking fore and aft you can vary the depth, walking left and right you can steer it, ok?