Caption Competition Mk III

[Kiltrash]

The Royal Family are pleased to welcome Prince Harry and Archie back into the fold. Meghan follows on behind

[Kiltrash]

The owner of Harvey, the Champion Breeder ( 1966 ) earns so much he can afford his own private plane to get between ' Covers '
Later this gave Prince Andrew an idea for when getting between Epstein Parties.

[MPN11]

A delivery of frozen beef arrived, as Hoskins had forgotten to close the door before departure.

[MPN11]

First Officer Hoskins hung his jacket on the door, in the hope that the breeze would dispel the smell.

[Chu Chu]

Everything's loaded. We can depart as soon as the toilets have been serviced.

What do cattle want with toilets?

We're marketing lav raised beef.

[Kiltrash]

No I feel quite at home here, my dad was a Navigator in Canberra's

[Kiltrash]

Nah, my jobs safe, plant based foods will never catch on...

[Wensleydale]

During trials of the methane powered aircraft, scientists realise that they need a bigger aircraft to carry all of the hay.

[Kiltrash]

No we use these as fuel tanks

[Kiltrash]

Attenborough voice....
" And here we find cattle content on the Kalahari, Safe in the knowledge they can easily outpace the Jaguar. "

[Kiltrash]

Hoskins later regretted retraining to be a vet, when he was involved in his first castration.

[Buster Hyman]

Hoskins. Lie down here by the nosewheel and I'll get you a Pat on the head...

[Beamr]

We were promised asylum as we boarded, but this is not India!

[Wensleydale]

That's the last time we allow the Co-pilot to order the rations.

[Buster Hyman]

"Well, I dressed up because when they said we were transporting Bullock, I was hoping to get Sandras autograph..."

[c52]

Early trials to test the practicality of using preserved aircraft as hotels. "You can't go using men and women at this early stage of experimentation," says the lead researcher.

[Kiltrash]

In Leicester the secrets to Sir Franks engine is laid bare for the Russians to copy.
This should set back their research years said the Ministry.

[Kiltrash]

In Bruntingthorpe as the collection was not removed in time the Farmers found a use for them.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

With acknowledgement to Gary Larson:

Hoskins contemplates just how lucky he was that both barn doors had been open!

The Far Side

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Hoskins carefullly re-reads the fine print about the custom leather interior he ordered.