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Old 24th Sep 2021, 15:27
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Apparently, those Ballet lessons are proving useful now !
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 15:45
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"Four bloody hours painting that ... and 2 minutes of a bloody Pilot to strip it all off again."
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 16:20
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Dear Lord by the time I'm strapped in, my squadron will be over Tokyo....
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 16:23
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"Bert, should we tell him that this bird is grounded?"

"Nah, let him get in first."
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 16:31
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 18:49
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Could be worse, could be a Aussie pilot...
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 18:53
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Don't think the Japs realised what we were building when they supplied the string, wood and canvas, unfortunately means we can only escape one at a time...






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Old 24th Sep 2021, 19:01
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Plane Thinks... God hope this is not Hoskins Kiwi Cousin,... my life can now be measured in minutes...
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 19:03
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"Ya know, mate, there are times when I wonder how Hoskins ever got into the Air Force."
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 19:05
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"If Chiefy finds your secret 'NO STEP' stencil you'll be in deep ****, mate."
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Old 24th Sep 2021, 22:56
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"Hey, guys, was I getting in or getting out? I can't remember.."
"Bloody fighter pilots...."
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Old 25th Sep 2021, 04:48
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Ahh, the good old days. When New Zealand had an Air Force...
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Old 25th Sep 2021, 04:49
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Nutty seemed to recall it was much easier getting in with his high heels on.
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Old 25th Sep 2021, 05:51
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If Hoskins had seen the cheesy grin on Sgt Bloggs’ face he might have stopped stretching back, vainly trying to get his foot on the steps…..
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Old 25th Sep 2021, 07:07
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By the time he gets up there the Japanese convoy will be out of range. ..
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Old 25th Sep 2021, 07:19
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Shall we let him get in , Settled and strapped in then tell him the missions been scrubbed.....fuel tanker driver shortage..
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Old 25th Sep 2021, 08:08
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One of the little people trying to get into Lemuel Gulliver's aircraft.
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Old 25th Sep 2021, 10:43
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Hey Cruise you short arse, stick to making films with jet planes.
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Old 25th Sep 2021, 11:30
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Time for a quick call.

Plenty of rib-ticklers in there, but the last one from Dan got me laughing:

Hey Cruise you short arse, stick to making films with jet planes.
He's actually not that small, I gave him a lesson in a Bell 47 back in '03.

Handing over, Dan!
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