Caption Competition Mk III
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An Argosy? I thought we'd be on a Calfair...
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Some butcher named Harris has decreed we be dropped on Dortmund but I think it's a mis-steak
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I heard we'd been bought by some guy named McDonald - he's the Burgomeister I think they said...
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I keep thinking I smell horseradish sauce...
Pilot with crossed arms under wing..." Should not have fecked the Chief Pilots Wife.."
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" HA HA Bert drew the short straw. He got allocated the flight from Luton to Warsaw...."
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" HA HA Bert drew the short straw. He got allocated the flight from Luton to Warsaw...."
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We seem to be travelling steerage...
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Bloody awful flight, we were in the hold at Bovinedon for nearly an hour before landing...
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He's an excellent pilot, flown everything from the Farman Shorthorn to the Learjet Longhorn...
BEA present the world's first methane powered aircraft. Unfortunately methane production is running faster than the engines can burn it, giving a serious risk of inflight explosion.
Following the success of the first methane-powered aircraft, the Royal United Services Catering Experimental Section is commissioned to find a way to get humans to produce methane in usable quantities.
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STOP PRESS...... Members of the Pprune forum killed attempting to milk a bull in a vain attempt to win the CS Trophy, A member of the forum commented it was a seminal moment in the competition.