Having returned to the White Hart, or whatever it was called so Mrs K Could use the toilet, rather than the Chemical loo in the Motorhome, while I have a nightcap, Bert was heard to say
I have just been pinged by NHS Test and Trace 1953 times, however i don't need to self isolate as
Boris / Cummings tried that excuse
Or
That's my birth year
Or
I'm in a vital profession, foreign Strawberry picker