Caption Competition Mk III
Having returned to the White Hart, or whatever it was called so Mrs K Could use the toilet, rather than the Chemical loo in the Motorhome, while I have a nightcap, Bert was heard to say
I have just been pinged by NHS Test and Trace 1953 times, however i don't need to self isolate as
Boris / Cummings tried that excuse
Or
That's my birth year
Or
I'm in a vital profession, foreign Strawberry picker
Extinction Rebellion activists afraid to climb on trains at Stratford, Canning Town, try a different approach where the locals join them instead of ejecting them.
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Ravi's experiments to prove the efficacy of conveyor belts for launching passenger aircraft had overlooked one vital component...
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The only drawback to this method of commuting was the slipstream playing havoc with pages of The Times as one attempted to complete the cryptic crossword...
The Ewoks were surprised when a giant Speeder loaded with dark-skinned aliens appeared, zooming through the bush on the green planet of Endor.
" There were 2765 on the Roof "
" and the little one said "
" Roll Over "..
" Roll Over "
" So they all rolled Over "
" and one fell out "
" Bump "
" There were 2764 on the Roof "..
" ere Bert, this is gonna take some time ...innit.."
" You got something else to do? "...
" and the little one said "
" Roll Over "..
" Roll Over "
" So they all rolled Over "
" and one fell out "
" Bump "
" There were 2764 on the Roof "..
" ere Bert, this is gonna take some time ...innit.."
" You got something else to do? "...
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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
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Down around the corner, half a mile from here
See them long trains turn, watch the surfers disappear
Without seats
Where would you be right now?
See them long trains turn, watch the surfers disappear
Without seats
Where would you be right now?