Caption Competition Mk III
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Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
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"If you come home pi$$ed one more time, we're getting a divorce."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Would you like a nice cup of tea?
Gnome de PPRuNe
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I normally shoot uninvited guests but in your case I think I might be outgunned...
Gnome de PPRuNe
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All because the lady loves Milktray...
Chocolate? You think my wife wants chocolate? Have you seen how fat she is?
Chocolate? You think my wife wants chocolate? Have you seen how fat she is?
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You could at least dry the bloody dishes....
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So you're not marching out of your quarter today?
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This cooker is bloody filthy.
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Naaa, drone delivery by Amazon is all bull****, trust me, I am the reality behind that mask.
Hoskins was ready to go to the fancy dress party as a paratrooper, but he slipped on the floor, fell down, and smashed the Toblerone everywhere.
By the way, your chimney needs pointing
Fortunately, both black boxes were found immediately after the accident.
- Ed
- Ed
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Cactii, am I in Mexico? I appear to be on the other side of the wall...
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I'm part of the strike force, we are taking part in the War against Terra.cotta...
