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Old 7th Jul 2021, 23:25
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Oh my God, without my glasses you look like Diane!
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Old 7th Jul 2021, 23:39
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Spot the difference. One is a poor dumb animal, the other is a domestic pet. You choose.
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Old 7th Jul 2021, 23:44
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When Iím elected PM, I shall change the country into a Marxist Leninist Socialist utopia, rather like China or North Korea. That would make you lunch.
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 06:08
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My god you look ruff!
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 06:12
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Diane may be going a little Lady Ga Ga these days but you've always been a butt short of a chippy...
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 07:25
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Look deeply into my eyes, and you will believe you can be anything you want to be ... said Rex
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 07:28
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....are you sure kissing a small child is a vote winner? ..ah well practice here
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 07:30
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In the Daily Mail ( where else ) Dog with 5 foot legs becomes Labour Deputy Leader
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 07:32
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Rex...thanks mister for the lift, being a small male dog it's always been a problem climbing the stairs
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 07:36
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Well thanks mr Corbyn for the lift, sorry but i was in the way to the vets to be treated for incontinence. ..
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 07:42
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Corbyn....Yes I can positively say if I was PM I would have the Nuclear release button on my desk at all times..even if I was not in the room
Rex.....Ah Dr Dolittle, please come and tell me what this Politician is saying..
Dolittle....It's ok no one else understands what he is saying
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 08:53
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The left wing of the Labour Party look for a leadership candidate with more imagination than Starmer.
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 10:55
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"My God Piers, you look even more awful than usual!"
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 11:50
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Yes, I can lick my own balls but I gather you have Diane to make up for your deficiency in that respect.
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 11:52
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I gather some people think you are the dog's bollocks; well I can attest to the fact that they are utterly wrong!
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 11:53
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Dog to Corbyn:

"Look mate, all I heard is that one of us is getting neutered for the good of the country.......and I don't think its me"
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 12:26
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Shock! Dog loses brown nose contest.
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 12:30
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One of us is barking
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 12:52
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Even the blue collared have turned against me...
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Old 8th Jul 2021, 12:57
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Who's a good boy then, who's a good boy? Jeremy is, yes he is!
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