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Yeeesss I'm sorry its come to this, we were using guard dogs but those damned Frenchies kept eating them.
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This war won't last forever and when I get back to good old Blighty I have come up with a wizzo idea, I am going to collect all the feral cats we can find and then bury them up to their necks every ten foot or so down the centre of the road. What do you say to that huh?, a spiffingly marvellous safety invention.
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We can’t wait for Tigercat missiles to be issued, so this will have to do for now.
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This war won't last forever and when I get back to good old Blighty I have come up with a wizzo idea, I am going to collect all the feral cats we can find and then bury them up to their necks every ten foot or so down the centre of the road. What do you say to that huh?, a spiffingly marvellous safety invention.
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Don’t worry, we have renamed the missile system SeaCat instead of SeeCat to fool the hun about the guidance system.
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We’re running short of charges, so we will fire you by catapult.
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Well, we wanted to come up with some terrifying noise, like the Stuka. At first, we installed them backwards to get a good whistling effect but, in the end, we found that letting them see what was happening had a similar and more satisying result!
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Gerry Anderson: No, no ,no! My new series "Thunderbirds" is not going to star kittens, it's not "Tales of the Bloody Riverbank"!
Hapless minion: Sorry sire, I remember now, it was puppies!
Anderson: No, no and thrice no! Puppets!
Hapless minion: Sorry sire, I remember now, it was puppies!
Anderson: No, no and thrice no! Puppets!
Excellent work Hoskins, I know the USN devised a explosive pack for Dolphins to place under enemy warships, but perhaps we need a bigger cat or smaller warhead before we send Tiddles out on her first mission...