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Old 28th Jun 2021, 12:39
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Yeeesss I'm sorry its come to this, we were using guard dogs but those damned Frenchies kept eating them.
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 15:46
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 15:50
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This war won't last forever and when I get back to good old Blighty I have come up with a wizzo idea, I am going to collect all the feral cats we can find and then bury them up to their necks every ten foot or so down the centre of the road. What do you say to that huh?, a spiffingly marvellous safety invention.
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 15:55
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Hoskins mis heard the command to get his kit on and man the guns!
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 16:31
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We canít wait for Tigercat missiles to be issued, so this will have to do for now.
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 16:52
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
This war won't last forever and when I get back to good old Blighty I have come up with a wizzo idea, I am going to collect all the feral cats we can find and then bury them up to their necks every ten foot or so down the centre of the road. What do you say to that huh?, a spiffingly marvellous safety invention.
Percy Shaw, the chap who invented "Cate Eyes", got the idea from seeing a cat's face in his headlights. Had the cat been facing the other way then he would have invented the pencil sharpener. (Courtesy of Ken Dodd).
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 16:55
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My revolver pouch? No its full of catnip...
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 17:10
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Kitty Kitty Bang Bang

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Old 28th Jun 2021, 17:11
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"How do you make a cat bark?"

"You glue its feet to a solid surface, douse it in petrol and throw in a match. The whole thing then goes "Woooof".
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 21:16
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Don’t worry, we have renamed the missile system SeaCat instead of SeeCat to fool the hun about the guidance system.
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 21:19
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We’re running short of charges, so we will fire you by catapult.
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 22:09
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Yes, and when this baby goes off, you’ll see the real Pussy Galore!!!
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 22:11
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Sharks with friggin lasers? Pfffft!
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 22:12
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As usual, there was a little ceremony for Mr. Tinkles’ Ninth mission…
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 22:16
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Well, we wanted to come up with some terrifying noise, like the Stuka. At first, we installed them backwards to get a good whistling effect but, in the end, we found that letting them see what was happening had a similar and more satisying result!
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 03:36
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Gerry Anderson: No, no ,no! My new series "Thunderbirds" is not going to star kittens, it's not "Tales of the Bloody Riverbank"!

Hapless minion: Sorry sire, I remember now, it was puppies!

Anderson: No, no and thrice no! Puppets!
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 05:37
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At his latest filming session, John Noakes gets misty eyed and still misses Shep.
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 05:41
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Ah Mr Morgan, so where did you get the idea for your nickname?
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After losing the pull-through for his howitzer, Brian had to improvise.
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Old 29th Jun 2021, 06:31
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Excellent work Hoskins, I know the USN devised a explosive pack for Dolphins to place under enemy warships, but perhaps we need a bigger cat or smaller warhead before we send Tiddles out on her first mission...
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