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Old 27th Jun 2021, 19:37
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Cat in a trench? "Feline Groovy".
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Brian decided to make a trench art tennis racket.
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It's a smart bunker buster - if his whiskers can get down a ventilator, the shell will too.
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"What passing bells for those who die as kittens..."

Wilfred Owen gets writers' block.
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It's a re-useable mew-nition - up to nine times...
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Tennessee Williams, during hitherto unknown military service, ponders a suitable title for his next work... "Cat on a Warm Shell Casing"? Hmmmm...
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CLAWS - Catapult-Launched Anti-Wehrmacht Shell
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"Has that cat been neutered?"

"No - but it soon will have been"!
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"Ground Control to Ginger Tom"
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When Rupert said he was going to 'bang some pussy', this is not what they thought he meant.
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...and if the officer prepares to FIRE, scratch him kitty. ..
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 06:14
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It's the night vision targeting device
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Old 28th Jun 2021, 06:19
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MO Mcgoo diagnosed a badly swollen hernia.
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Blofield stokes his pussy as he dreams of World Domination. " What do you think of that Mr Bond ?"
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Blofield stokes his pussy
, ooohh, bit of a Freudian slip there, Mr Rash. Strokes?
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We are going to need a bigger cat or a smaller shell before this will work.
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The vibration from the purring kitty and the shape of the munition give Captain Summers an idea. And so a commercial empire was born.
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Alas...that would be the last time Tiddles would s*it in Lt Jackson-Smythes hat...
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Major de Bange suddenly hit upon the idea of an obdurator ring.
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They said they wanted a cat able to carry a decent load across the battlefield and drop it with pinpoint accuracy, we looked at the Jaguar but it fell well short of your capabilities.
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