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Old 5th Mar 2021, 10:36
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...and if the desert wind get into the tent at night, can be used as draught excluders
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Old 5th Mar 2021, 10:37
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No, my wife sent them as a pyjama case, but don't want to appear woosey. ..
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All this time I've been walking with dogs on my chest when I should have been swimming with cats on my back. Who knew?
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After what happened to Lady Gaga's dogs, President Biden creates a protection squad for FDOTUS
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Why are you holding them so tight to your chest?
( insert your sports team name here ) 's Manager can't hold onto a lead...
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We'll soon clear a path, Jake throw a bogroll into the minefield...
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Why are you looking after these dogs?
it's the butlers day off....said Harry
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"It's my early warning system. When they get scared, their bowels turn to water."
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"They **** straight into my pockets, so I don't need to pick it up."
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I said fit some extra pouches, not pooches
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Ok I’ll distract the Afghan kids with the puppies, you steal their football.
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"The reason I'm holding the left-hand one lower than the right-hand one is the splendiferousness of my pilot's watch."
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"The reason I'm holding the left-hand one lower than the right-hand one is the splendiferousness of my pilot's watch."
A Watch Dog?
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Old 6th Mar 2021, 07:17
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Little ol lady off to the left.......Oh thank you soldier for rescuing my dogs from the swollen river,
You want to come home with me, take your trousers off and I 'll massage some heat back into your groin area ?
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The US Army shows how it tries to to Winalot.
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Looking back at lessons from history, the Army tries to recruit Pal Battalions once more.
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What? The Sarge said we had to wear our dog tags...
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Hank helps Lt Gruber with inspiration for his latest masterpiece. .." The Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies. "
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When I said we were going Dogging tonight this is not what I meant
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