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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 4th Mar 2021, 18:05
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Section Officer Harvey asked me if I would you like to hold her puppys, I was thinking of something else.
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Old 4th Mar 2021, 18:27
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No problem, Sarge, the enemy won’t hear them. They’re Stealthy. They’re Hush Puppies.
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Old 4th Mar 2021, 18:57
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Sgt Shultz takes the puppies to the taxidermist. Make me a pair of slippers he said.
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Old 4th Mar 2021, 18:58
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Makes the ladies all swoon with passion
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Old 4th Mar 2021, 19:00
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Trooper exiting stage left...
" Capn Blackadder said he could pull any old dog "
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Old 4th Mar 2021, 19:32
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The DS asked who's lead it was today...
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Old 4th Mar 2021, 19:32
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Errrrr, no I ermmmm don’t know what I’m gonna do with em, but they were a bargain, buy one get one free.
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Old 4th Mar 2021, 20:19
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He's spent the last 10 minutes licking his bollo@ks and you still let him give you a goodnight kiss. ..said Fido to Rover...
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Old 4th Mar 2021, 20:20
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Who's going to tell the Colonel about his tent and sleeping bag?
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Old 4th Mar 2021, 23:05
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We ordered some guard dogs, but I think we’ve been sold a pup.
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Old 4th Mar 2021, 23:31
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How was the march?

It wasn't too far as the crow flies, but the dog legs were bitches.
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Old 5th Mar 2021, 06:21
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The CO of the 101st Blind Paratroopers decided to use 2 guide dogs, in case the first one was too scared to bark when it was time to pull the ripcord.
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Old 5th Mar 2021, 06:27
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Mobile Cat Attack System is rolled out to the troops.
$6m dollars for this??
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Old 5th Mar 2021, 06:30
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Hoskins does not realise he has been enrolled in a blind dog food taste test.
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Old 5th Mar 2021, 06:35
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Troops keep pictures of their loved ones in their wallets,
Why your dogs he is asked
More Loyal. don't cost much and always a welcoming bit of tail...
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Old 5th Mar 2021, 08:53
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Puppies? No, these are deconstructed slippers.
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Old 5th Mar 2021, 09:47
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Cpl Magoo joins in the annual hog roast.
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Old 5th Mar 2021, 09:53
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They've developed a real taste for eating dynamite - it's given me an idea...
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Old 5th Mar 2021, 10:32
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Having broken his NVG Cpl Klinger seeks alternative way to sniff out the Taliban
But why do you need two?
Ranging dear boy Ranging
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Old 5th Mar 2021, 10:34
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Just because my name is Jim Osmond...
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