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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 18th May 2021, 00:24
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Years later, Britannia refined the exporting of mad cows to the Continent...
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Old 18th May 2021, 00:26
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We had to land because the Steaks were too high.....
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Old 18th May 2021, 00:31
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There was an awkward silence when the Flight Attendant asked "Chicken or Beef?"
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Old 18th May 2021, 03:22
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A surprising number of cattle were keen to join the Mile High Club...
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Old 18th May 2021, 05:39
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We just found out who was steering the plane.
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Old 18th May 2021, 05:54
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No i'm the weather radar, if it looks like rain I lie down. Soon every aircraft will have one
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Old 18th May 2021, 06:00
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Pilot later regretted leaving candy bars in his jacket pockets
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Old 18th May 2021, 06:02
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Pilot regretted calling the Hostie a " Silly ol Moo " when he found where she had hung his jacket. In a later interview with Personnel
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Old 18th May 2021, 06:08
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Farmer John buys a decommissioned RAF Cargo Aircraft to convert into a byre. However later finds it comes with a redundant pilot.
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Old 18th May 2021, 10:09
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Who said cargo flying was a complete load of bullocks.
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Old 18th May 2021, 11:09
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We are going to need something faster next time....these were calves when I took off!
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Old 18th May 2021, 11:15
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Holstein delivered to Germany.
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Old 18th May 2021, 12:49
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Virgil Tracy, right, preflights International Rescue's Thunderbird Moo prior to departure on another dangerous mission.
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Old 18th May 2021, 13:08
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Hoskins picked the wrong day to wear his red shirt to work!
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Old 18th May 2021, 13:18
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On final approach, the Captain experienced problems with Udder Trim.
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Old 18th May 2021, 14:08
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Ground Beef

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Old 18th May 2021, 15:24
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Why is the pilot stood right over there? He's afraid if he comes any closer he'll get a pat on the head.

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I understand cow pats in the US are called chips. Explains some of the meals I have had.
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Old 18th May 2021, 16:12
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It's not the four burning and turning i'm worried about, it's the two chumping and dumping.
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Old 18th May 2021, 16:16
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In the Cotswolds, to increase attendances the annual Farmers Market and Airshow are held at the same time and same place
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Old 18th May 2021, 16:18
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At Kemble the Aircraft came in to be dismantled. However Hoskins forgot to unload the last cargo.
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