Caption Competition Mk III

[c52]

"Get off my land!"

[cattletruck]

It was so much easier before Health and Safety. John would shield himself behind the cabinet door, Gary wore his Faraday jumper, and the boss ensured the unit was not powered off when conducting maintenance.

[Kiltrash]

Weigh washing first and do not overload
Set to 60 degrees
We recommend using OMO
Do not mix whites with coloureds
Short spin only
Do not Bleach
Hand wash only

For Fecks Sake just how many buttons...

[Chu Chu]

I can't believe we're putting a radar dish on a plinth.

Every hero they stand up gets torn down for one reason or another, so they've given up on humans.

[Buster Hyman]

I say ol’ chap, your name wouldn’t happen to be Danny Boy would it?

[ACW599]

"What was that about snapping knicker elastic at 500 yards?"

[NutLoose]

Scoring on Monday, some excellent entries so far

[Kiltrash]

Think this ' Security Cage ' for the e-scooters at Marham is a bit over the top. Now if this had been Croydon* that would be another matter
* other rough areas are available.

[Kiltrash]

That's the dog toilet all sorted now, just got to train the humans to give their pets time to use it and not walk on bye head down in their phones.

[Kiltrash]

Now if only the youth of today would only obey the rules this would be the ONLY knife surrender bin in the country

[Kiltrash]

Every airport has now been allocated one of these, to put in the departure hall. If a disagreement arises they can go in and sort it out without inconveniencing the other passengers.

[treadigraph]

Wizard piece of kit, Sir - we've found out who's been making disparaging remarks about Croydon and we are ready to engage in total warfare, with your permission of course, Sir.

Jolly good, Sanders, fire when ready...

[fitliker]

Well , I put my wellies on when you said electric sheep , not realizing you were talking in mil code ,my mistook I thought you were using nudge nudge code for wild highland night oot . Magic sheep and electric sheep mean something different in Huntley and Sumburgh .
Not a sheep in sight ,
oh well do you think electric sheep dream in colour ?

[Wensleydale]

"is it showing traffic on the railway over there?"

"Yes. It's a Train Following Radar".

[treadigraph]

Originally Posted by Wensleydale

"is it showing traffic on the railway over there?"

"Yes. It's a Train Following Radar".

"16 Bogies at 12 o'clock!"

[Chu Chu]

Man in sweater: Thanks for the help getting this set up. I don't know what we hermits did in the days before twitter feeds and microwave links.

[Kiltrash]

Ah Nutty, Buster you can come out here now that hugging is allowed

[Beamr]

"Colour to colour, the rest together..."
...and after the smoke has dissipated we'll have the electrical engineer to check the connections.

[Beamr]

We have finally found out what this is. This is the Wolfman Jacks secret agent spy-scope. That pulls in the moon, and the stars and the planets - and the satellites and the little bitty space men.

[Kiltrash]

Sir, think we have found Astute, this is a photonics mast​​​​​. Remind me again who was the boats navigator?