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Caption Competition Mk III

Old 15th May 2021, 09:45
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Have we done Broadsword calling Dannyboy yet?
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Old 15th May 2021, 09:46
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Er, you're Doctor Who?
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Old 15th May 2021, 10:07
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Thought when I bid 3.20 I thought it was for a toy. Just checked my statement 3.2m
Teach me not to go on ebay on a Friday night after the works party.
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Old 15th May 2021, 10:11
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News Jingle..
Tonight our main item is that at London Gatwick they have to install a replacement ILS scanner...
and in other news the Police and AAIB are looking into a series of near misses by aircraft at Nelson Mandela Flats, in South London
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Old 15th May 2021, 10:14
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In London the first Parking Meter is installed.
Who is it so big?
Well it has to comfortably hold a Traffic Warden
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Old 15th May 2021, 10:15
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I've just a call from the Ministry - they've asked that we urgently increase security on this project by giving it a code name. They've suggested we simply spell radar backwards. OK?
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Old 15th May 2021, 10:16
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Man kneeling on left....
It's bigger on the inside... ( obvious)
or
It's full of Stars ..(.2001 spooky music )
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Old 15th May 2021, 10:31
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Righty Ho chaps, you seem to have everything under control. I think I'll head off back to the Mess for a G&T.




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"Good morning chaps, lovely weather today".
"Not for much longer mate, switch it on George.
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Old 15th May 2021, 11:41
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"How do you expect this thing to work, with Groucho Marx over there fiddling with it?"
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Old 15th May 2021, 12:50
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"Have you tried switching it off and on again?"
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Old 15th May 2021, 13:10
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What are you doing out here, Hoskins?

Sir, don't you remember? I was telling you about my aunt's husband Leight and their daughter Sadie, and suddenly you asked me to hook you up with a satellite.
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Old 15th May 2021, 13:35
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There were a few technical difficulties with installing the first Sat Nav in the designer's Austin 7.
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Old 15th May 2021, 16:44
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Yes this is a combined Microwave and Barbecue, once we get the wind generator up to speed it produces the electricity .
No expedition up Ben Nevis should set off without one...
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Old 15th May 2021, 16:46
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I’m going to call it VAR …..and one day people will say I how fantastic it is and improves the game of football!
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Old 15th May 2021, 17:10
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Okay - now we start the microwave beacon and wait. If they need anything after travelling thousands of light years across the Milky Way, surely it will be somewhere to stop and take a leak.
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Old 15th May 2021, 17:11
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Man in Middle thinks "Now was I supposed to cut the red wire or the white wire?"
Man on Left, genuflecting, prays "Dear God, please let him cut the green wire!"
Man of Right dons Purple Cape, cackling: "Mwa Ha Ha, this should make PPRuNe's Darwin Awards!"

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Old 15th May 2021, 18:04
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Following their outstandingly successful RAF pilot training program, Ascent have been awarded a follow on contract to provide Technical training to RAF electronic technicians. A leading factor in their selection was Ascent's commitment to using the latest representative technologies........
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Indian voice
I am from Microsoft support and I am in Bolton,
English Voice
FA FA fafa ffa faa ffaa.
would you like my card details?
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Old 15th May 2021, 18:06
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Yes insert 30 c for the next 3 minutes....
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Now was it Button A or Button B to get a refund?...
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