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Old 26th Mar 2020, 10:00
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Originally Posted by c52
"I've just noticed a problem."

"Oh, what is it?"

"Well,it's easy enough to parachute into Germany and steal all their aspirins, but how am I meant to get them back to the UK?"

"Take a dozen and you will come back high as a kite."
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 10:25
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"You are the only pilot I know who takes his ferret with him when he goes flying."
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 12:09
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 12:14
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"I told you, if you can't smile pleasantly, we'd just have to cover your face."
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 12:19
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Dr. Seuss' first draft was rejected...

Could you do it if I kneel d?
Would you do it in a field?
Could you manage a quick shag?
Would you do it in a bag?
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 12:56
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Sorry Buster but that Nutty tightened up the brakes To max ++, Just let me help you with getting the straps out your crack...Then you can find him over in hangar 2
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 12:58
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What do you mean...."You've got it on backwards"?
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Seeing the dreamy, adoring look in her eye, Cyril didn't have the heart to tell her that he was just the Navigator.
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 13:30
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Biggles flies undone. [Someone had to say it!]
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 13:48
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"Right, that's as tight as tight can be. Don't slouch!"
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 14:26
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Him....but I am just going off to fight the Germans and I might not come back.
her....don't give me that you are off to the masonic hall again...
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 16:02
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Ah there's the problem. The outflow valve was stuck shut
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 19:57
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Next time go before you suit up !
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Old 26th Mar 2020, 20:22
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"If you don't give me the Most Noble Order of the Bath I'll tell everyone you can't dress yourself, your Royal Highness."
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If I pull this hard will you inflate.
Try it miss and see what pops up.
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Old 27th Mar 2020, 06:50
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Nutty was disappointed - he was preparing to show Section Officer Harvey the "one-eared elephant" joke, and had turned his pocket inside out, but realised he wouldn't be able to unzip his fly.
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Old 27th Mar 2020, 08:04
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I know it's in there somewhere. Keep opening all the zips and pockets....
Ah there it is "How planes fly, for dummies'
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Old 27th Mar 2020, 08:23
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"It says here - pull finger to inflate".
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"There you go - you're all set to go to Sainsbury's!"
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Are you sure this is enough PPE for the RAF Nightingale flights? I mean it is the East End of London...
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