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Old 16th Mar 2020, 22:23
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The wife can do voice overs for your nag.......
the wife was wondering, what do you wash it’s hair in to get that nice shine?

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Does he know this Isolation lark doesn't apply to posting on PPRuNe .........
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Old 16th Mar 2020, 22:49
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Caption in need of a picture

General: "I've just ordered every parade ground in the country to be quadrupled in size so the men can all keep 2m away from each other."
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Old 16th Mar 2020, 23:58
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...and we’re going to recruit smaller soldiers.
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Old 17th Mar 2020, 07:47
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....and we're going to stop hand to hand training
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Old 17th Mar 2020, 08:16
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and eat lots of garlic.
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Old 17th Mar 2020, 09:18
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......or just reduce the size of the Army by 75%
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Old 17th Mar 2020, 09:20
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.....and the Red Arrows are to increase the wing separation by 400% during displays
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Old 17th Mar 2020, 09:55
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An entry for the "NOT AN ENTRY, CAPTION COMP".

Now that you're financially independent, this is the biggest horse and carriage you can afford.
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Old 17th Mar 2020, 10:35
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I've asked Airbus to put a Beluga fuselage on the A400M so the troops can sit further apart. Can't be risking people's lives in the Army.

they said it would cost €1 with a number - forget how many - of zeroes after it.
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Old 17th Mar 2020, 11:07
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"Human trials of the coronavirus inoculation have started, in the greatest country the world has ever known, and with any luck, it will be available for mice, just after I get re-elected."
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Just to give everyone something topical to have a go at, try this one . . . .
[I will withdraw this just as soon as Surplus shows up. I hope he is all right.]

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Old 17th Mar 2020, 12:09
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Amazon begin deliveries of elderly Chinese to lonely quarantined households. Guaranteed infection-free. Choose from Male, Female and Undecided.
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Extreme isolation measures implemented for highly vulnerable patients who are unlikely to survive.
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Chinese Scientists ordered to think 'outside the box' for cures...
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Easy Jet shows off its new 'premier' sleeper pod
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New Coronavirus hospital opened in Beijing by BuryKwik Corp.
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Ikea renames KNUT storage box for Chinese market as KOFIN..
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We were all told to self isolate if we had a little coffin..
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Disney starts filming Monsters Inc 3 using real life Japanese grandparents as the scarers..
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Introducing the new Ginsu coffin! Keeps you underground for a lifetime! Oh, Wait....

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