Caption Competition Mk II
Avoid imitations
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...and we’re going to recruit smaller soldiers.
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An entry for the "NOT AN ENTRY, CAPTION COMP".
Now that you're financially independent, this is the biggest horse and carriage you can afford.
Now that you're financially independent, this is the biggest horse and carriage you can afford.
I've asked Airbus to put a Beluga fuselage on the A400M so the troops can sit further apart. Can't be risking people's lives in the Army.
they said it would cost €1 with a number - forget how many - of zeroes after it.
they said it would cost €1 with a number - forget how many - of zeroes after it.
"Human trials of the coronavirus inoculation have started, in the greatest country the world has ever known, and with any luck, it will be available for mice, just after I get re-elected."
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Amazon begin deliveries of elderly Chinese to lonely quarantined households. Guaranteed infection-free. Choose from Male, Female and Undecided.
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Extreme isolation measures implemented for highly vulnerable patients who are unlikely to survive.
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New Coronavirus hospital opened in Beijing by BuryKwik Corp.
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Ikea renames KNUT storage box for Chinese market as KOFIN..
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We were all told to self isolate if we had a little coffin..
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Disney starts filming Monsters Inc 3 using real life Japanese grandparents as the scarers..
Introducing the new Ginsu coffin! Keeps you underground for a lifetime! Oh, Wait....
- Ed
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