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Old 1st Jun 2020, 14:25
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Ve're Valking in Ze Aaaair...
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Old 1st Jun 2020, 14:43
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He could no longer hold his Heavy Water.
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Oy! Zat Eva Braun! Such an iceberg!

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Come on, now, everyone: join in with jolly Mr Snowman's song -

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Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favourite things
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" 'ere Flight I thought 'itler was a cold-blooded psycho? He don't 'arf look 'armless to me." said AC2 Snowdrop as he thought he was about to arrest Europe's Most Wanted.

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Ikea claim than being made to queue for 4 hours has no effect on the average Male
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Mein Gott, zer Trumpf haz stolen mine Bible..
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Old 3rd Jun 2020, 06:13
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Time to judge, and the winner is

Originally Posted by Penny Washers
It will be entitled . . . . "Mein Kampf - on ice."

What could possibly go wrong?
Well done Penny Washers. Take it away (although I gather that you are busy with helping Mel Brooks rewrite "Springtime for Hitler").
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Oh wow! I hadn't expected that. Away it will be taken. Let's have a go at this:-


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They'll be doing the meal service soon. Bloody semi-defrosted mouse as usual I suppose...
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700 Channels to watch and they give us sleep masks.... can I have a refund for the Audio Visual channel part of the fare?
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How are we supposed to watch the safety briefing with these hoods over our eyes?
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Did you hear Cynthia got a upgrade to Business. Something to do with she's a nice bit of tail I heard
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That's the third time they have asked ' does anybody know how to fly a plane'
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Cc thinks. ..they don't pay me enough for this
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I would give the Lavatory 10 minutes. That was a not well defrosted mouse I just had. Teach me to be gready
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At the last stop they all went to Aldi and picked up 5 packs of tea towels. Take something back for the wives I heard
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Bloke in front of me keeps farting. He's blaming cabin altitude...
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