Honourable mention to Kiltrash, with "2024 and the Australian Pilots top up to the max with vital fluids before flying the new non stop QF1"
but the Coughman Starter trophy goes to...drumroll...
Wensleydale, with "If you feel a small draught around the face during use then the respirator is not fitted correctly." The trophy will be chilled and poured to your abode after a suitable quarantine period.