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Old 2nd Feb 2020, 10:34
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The Spirit of St Louis?
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Damm good stuff that Velcro
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Top brown, Bottom clear = Flying in Australia
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In case of MCAS failure, if all else fails consume me
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Right hand dial is obviously the 10 hour Decimal EU clock
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It's a whiskey compass - when it's empty, I find myself heading to nearest...
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When I said get a sample Bloggs....I meant the fuel!
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It is the standby altimeter. Its use signifies a slow and gradual descent.......
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IRN BRU Drinker tries to hide his shamefull secret
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I drink to forget
forget what?
I can't fly
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If the speedo reads more that the red line, drink the bottle till you can't remember why there is a red line
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How to enter a spin.

1. Drink Bottle
2. Start to Spin
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Aircraft Instructional Conversion Kit. (Well my instructor needed one).
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After a particularly harrowing Rescue, Virgil Tracy looks forward to a light refreshment
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After Brexit the rules regarding drinking the Duty Free in flight needs clarifying
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After the USMC commander was sacked for a low fly past, the reason he could not remember it is exposed
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Its held in place by Scotch Tape!
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The aircraft? It's a Beech Bourbonanza...
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Speyside Engines?
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